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STOP THE LISTS!

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 4 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9wSMuCJCkQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=021hjF9NXZc

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about 4 years ago

@ Kenji

Well, I bet you guys don’t have

Because, apparently, everything should taste like bacon.

Rossone​ri Ultra

about 4 years ago

What? No clickable link, Samantha! Whaddaya want me to do? Highlight the link, click right click, press copy, then paste the link into my browser, then press enter? That’s way too much work.

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 4 years ago

I haven’t learned how to hyperlink shit in the forums yet. Teach me how.

I like Vegenaise.

Kenji, I only know about Marmite because I read a book written by a Who groupie who said Keith Moon made her cover herself in it.

I watch a lot of UK programming and I once heard Stephen Fry say that you guys don’t have margarine there. True or false? He also said Americans call quarters “two bits” which is completely untrue. I have never in my life heard someone call a quarter a “two bit”. It sounds like something a pirate would say. HE ALSO ALSO SAID THAT Americans call jam “jelly”. We say both things. It is my understanding that jelly is the lower quality product and jam is equal to preserves (higher quality product).

Rossone​ri Ultra

about 4 years ago

No, I’m pretty incompetent.

Has any American here tasted an Australian thing called Vegemite?

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about 4 years ago

Do you like vegenaise on you vegemite sandwich?

Because “I come from the Land down under! Where women glow and men plunder!”

Christopher Langford

about 4 years ago

1. The people who frequent it are pretentious snobs
2. I was scared away by the number of Benjamin Button threads
3. Criterion films are too complex to understand
4. The first thread I read was 11 pages of insane babble
5. There were way to many lists

Name that topic

Rossone​ri Ultra

about 4 years ago

No, I don’t eat vegemite. At least not anymore. I got off the wagon. But, I like butter. I like how it contributes to heart disease.

BTW, how is there like over 300 posts for a topic that was started yesterday?

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

Samantha, how to post links and other fantastic info found in this amazing thread

Christopher Langford

about 4 years ago

Bacon bacon bacon

Rossone​ri Ultra

about 4 years ago

Mmm. Can’t get enough of that swine flu. Hey that beating heart just appeared out of nowhere.

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 4 years ago

JAY your directions aren’t working for me. Pewp.

Okay nevermind here we go

You had url and text placement mixed up.

Oh wait, that was T. Not you. Sorries.

I’m making a grilled cheese sangwich.

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

I don’t think that link works Sam, might try another one. It’s “link” : link or “what you want the link to say” : link. But with no spaces. Oh, I see. On that help thread. The first poster has it switched around. The second has it correct. I always look at the second one as they gave more clear directions. In any event, I always go back to that thread when I can’t remember this stuff.

Rossone​ri Ultra

about 4 years ago

Well, I got class now. Bye bye.

Kenji

about 4 years ago

This thread moves fast. Samantha, no we do have margarine but perhaps it’s not the same as American margarine? I’m not sure if the meaning has changed? There are a lot of buttery spreads and olive spreads these days, not so much the old type. Stephen Fry was brilliant as Wellington in Blackadder 3 (great episode on youtube)

Filmy

about 4 years ago

Baconnaise, I heard is a red carpet to heart attack….

Christopher Langford

about 4 years ago

Kenji – never heard or seen Marmite before

the corduro​y suit

about 4 years ago

List of things I haven’t seen

1. Air
2. A ghost
3. Someone making a phone

I’ve seen everything else.

Rossone​ri Ultra

about 4 years ago

Everything should taste like bacon? No, everything should taste like a big juicy steak. Maybe then I’d get a girl. (know what I’m sayin’?)

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

since you broke out the samwise remix, I have to bring back the christian bale remix because… well I don’t have a good reason but I could actually see this being a club banger and I shamelessly find it hilarious so here

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 4 years ago

I saw Han shoot first.

Rossone​ri Ultra

about 4 years ago

Reason why I’m so badass.

I played a game of russian roulette by myself with six bullets and I won.

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 4 years ago

I’m totally okay with the Bale tirade. I would have reacted the same way.

Filmy

about 4 years ago

Tofurky = Tofu+Turkey is here

Rossone​ri Ultra

about 4 years ago

Another reason,

I shot Liberty Valance. And I told George Lucas to make the Star Wars prequels.

And also I AM THIRD REVELATION!

Ignatz

about 4 years ago

What in the name of Baconnaise is Marmite?!

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

I don’t care about the tirade either. He’s an intense method actor. He was wired up and overreacted then apologized for it. The backlash to it was overdone but quickly faded. The priceless dance remix that came out of it, though, that will never fade. That’s forever. As is this

Rossone​ri Ultra

about 4 years ago

How do you post a link? Confused.

Kenji

about 4 years ago

Corduroy i’ve not seen a ghost but many years ago my wife and i did once hear either a ghost or a vanishing big cat in an attic, it gave off a terrible unearthly roar after i went up thinking it was a burglar, as i heard footsteps.

Marmite is to be spread (lightly not like jam) on hot buttered toast, and it is delicious. It’s a well known love or hate thing. That bacon spread doesn’t look half so classy! Other very yummy British specialities;
trifle,
jelly,
Great British Breakfast,
treacle pud.

And how about lavabread from Wales?

doesn’t that look appetising?

Christopher Langford

about 4 years ago

Justin – Marmite – The British version of the product is a sticky, dark brown paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty and savoury with umami qualities, somewhat comparable to soy sauce. This distinctive taste is reflected in the British company’s marketing slogan: “Love it or hate it.” It is similar to the Australian Vegemite and Swiss Cenovis.

“umami qualities” – sounds delicious