STOP THE LISTS!

My 10 favorite hockey players, past and present.

1. Steve Yzerman
2. Nicolas Lidstrom
3. Chris Chelios
4. Chris Osgood
5. Darren McCarty
6. Pavel Datsyk
7. Johan Franzen
8. Henrik Zetterberg
9. Mario Lemuix
10. Bob Probert

Who’s ready for an apocalyptic Western Conference Final with Detroit and Chicago. I believe that we have the beginnings of a blood rivalry upon us.

FUCK SLEEP.
Whatsup.

I don’t like to repeat myself…
I see the worst in people. I don’t need to look past seeing them to get all I need.

aha..just to chime in before I sleep…looks like all Red Wings for you, Nathan, except for Super Mario…
Here are my favorites (in no particular order):

1. Bobby Orr
2. Paul Coffey
3. Al MacInnis
4. Scott Niedermayer
5. Ken Dryden
6. Mike Bossy
7. Ryan Getzlaf
8. Georges Laraque
9. Shea Weber
10.Jarome Iginla

g’nyt!

Some magnificent creatures:

Football Fish (A.C.Milan supporter?)

Blue Ringed Octopus

Armadillo

Manatee (called Huw).

WTF MY INTERNET HAS BEEN OUT SINCE I POSTED MY LAST BIT OF NONSENSE. So I started working on a Bill & Ted Crapterion cover.

Manatees are bootiful.

Stephen Colbert just ate dog food! And no Kenji, only Inter supporters are that ugly. Arsenal too. That snarky looking Arsene…

Oh yes, Arsenal supporters are ugly, quite repulsive and reptilian with google eyes and monstrous conks. The football fish is very beautiful in comparison. Should i start a separate thread, our gallery of marvellous creatures?

I think i will anyway, before i go out

Do it. I already know what I’m going to post.

HURRY KENJI. You’re taking too long.

The Red Devils for the title! Only thing that could be better Everton or Villa take 4th spot away from Arsenal!

Also, women? Are there any women here? I hope this isn’t a sausagefest.
There you go, Sammy.

It is a snausagefest.

How about Hermaphrodites?

Also, criminals? People who put the line through the 7 and people who use & instead of ‘and’

Anyone ever eat dog food?

@ Samantha- I fixed it.

Pagani Zonda, Maserati MC12, Bugatti Veyron, Ferrari Enzo, Lambourghini Murcielago and Gallardo, Ford GT and the Ariel Atom. All very fast cars.

Google Top Gear. If you don’t know what I mean.

Also adding to my life priorities

Being a badass.
Creating a TV show where it’s just me yelling for 60 straight minutes.

I will not let this die!

Season 1 of Lost is easily the best season…..you know its true Samantha. There was just too much awesomeness for any answers to be sufficient. The other seasons rocked too but 1 was the best. Do you think the woman who plays Sun is a bad actress? I do, distractingly so.

Five Things I Wish I Didn’t Have to Do Right Now:
1. Get up
2. Get dressed
3. Go to school
4. Take a test
5. All of this preventing me taking the day off and watching Dekalog

Justin’s top 5 corny joke punchlines:

1. Those aren’t buoys!
2. ‘Cause he didn’t have the guts!
3. That’s no gentleman, that’s my wife!
4. No, Rex! I said “sit”!
5. ’Atth eathy fer ’oo ta thay!

Favourite Polish jokes (sorry if you’re Polish, feel free to make fun of me (Welsh) in retaliation):

A Polish firing squad, stands in a circle.

The new Polish navy has glass bottom boats… to see to the old Polish navy.

Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear
hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read “BEAR
LEFT” so they went home.

@ Drew—this thread will never die!

@Col. Dax—love the polish jokes, but i’m afraid i have to try and find some Welsh jokes because i dont think i’ve ever heard any before.

Shit I Don’t Wanna Do…ever again
1) Go to work
2) Pay Bills
3) Pay Attention
4) Give a damn
5) Drink Jaegermeister

@ Drew—this thread will never die!

@Col. Dax—love the polish jokes, but i’m afraid i have to try and find some Welsh jokes because i dont think i’ve ever heard any before.

Shit I Don’t Wanna Do…ever again
1) Go to work
2) Pay Bills
3) Pay Attention
4) Give a damn
5) Drinkg Jaegermeister

@ Drew—this thread will never die!

@Col. Dax—love the polish jokes, but i’m afraid i have to try and find some Welsh jokes because i dont think i’ve ever heard any before.

Shit I Don’t Wanna Do…ever again
1) Go to work
2) Pay Bills
3) Pay Attention
4) Give a damn
5) Drinkg Jaegermeister

top 5 places i’d rather be:

1) In bed with a woman
2) In a nicer apartment
3) In a coma
4) In a fancy car, racing down the highway, with all of my woes behind me
5) In Bruges

Here you go Marq:

Why do Welsh horses run so fast?
Because they have seen what the farmers do to the sheep.

What do you call a Welsh farmer with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
Bisexual.

Why do Welshmen think sheep are better than women?
A sheep doesn’t care if you fuck her sister.

These are jokes imposed by the English colonisers, and the whole sheep-shagging idea came from their perverted minds. The Welsh are angels, even sing religious songs (bread of heaven) at the Rugby. Anyway, beware the sheep in the layby above Treorchy; i stopped there for an ice-cream and next thing i knew i was surrounded by a large vicious gang, who’d appeared from nowhere, well over the brow of the hill, crowding round and clambering up me, to get at it, i barely squeezed back in the car with my life, but one leg has been shorter than the other ever since, and i lost the top of my ear.

I knew you’d love those Kenji. We Welsh gotta be able to make fun of ourselves if we’re going to make fun of the English, Irish, and Scottish (which I do constantly, even though I live in an area devoid of any English, Irish, or Scots).

I lost a part of my ear to a puppy. It was a rottweiler pup, I believe.

Col.Dax, those welsh jokes are hilarious.

Kenji, you remind me of Balthasar, only difference is, he wanted to remain amidst the flock of sheep and you wanted to get out…

Ah, yes, there has been a religious aspect to all this. I’ve had to learn the patience of a donkey. All these flocks of followers, my wife has to shoo them away, think for yourselves, he’s not the ice cream man, he’s a very naughty boy.

I dedicate this to Samantha

Someone should think of a name for him.

New Rules

All MILF’s when breastfeeding in public, must POP THE OTHER ONE OUT. It’s just courtesy.
Hot women have to go out with me. (it’s probably the only way I’ll get some.)
Underwear goes on the outside.

Col Dax: I hereby declare the cat’s name to be Autpurr McWhiskerface.

The kitty reminds me of a bottle of Cactus Cooler , which is delicious. He has cute little legs too.

Isn’t Peter Greenaway Welsh? I like the Welsh.