STOP THE LISTS!
What I do is secret.
Favourite emotions
1.Rage
2.Anger
3.Hate
4.Indifference
5.Are there any more emotions?
Favorite things about kitties:
1) Wittle pawsies
2) Wittle nosies
3) Soft bellies
4) Cuddlez
5) Purrrrs
Creepy.
least favourite things about cats
1. Cat shit.
2. Cat shit (has to be listed twice).
3. Cat hair (it’s summer, and I officially now have lungs made of cats winter coats).
4. You’re petting them and all of a sudden they decide they don’t want to be pet anymore so they scratch you, bite you, and kick you in the stomach to run off.
5. They never shut the fuck up when they want something.
6. Everyone thinks I’m gay, or a serial killer because I live alone, am a guy, and own cats.
7. Their disgusting food (I almost throw up everytime I feed them).
They’re still worth it, though…
top 10 things to do when not on this site (in no particular order)
Looking at tall buildings
Walking around the airport with my head down looking for change
Going outside
Wearing shoes
Eating
Sleeping
Watching Keeping up with the Kardasians (sic?)
Lifting the shade to see if it’s day or night
Re-reading my favorite Russian Novel (Шутки для Джона)
Drinking beer
top 5 hangover moments from this morning, in the order in which they occured:
oh shit, i have to work this morning.
where the fuck are my keys?
wow, we drank all that?
seriously, where the FUCK are my keys?!?!?
“Dude, can you open the store for me…i can’t find my keys!”
Found out how to post links, therefore I will celebrate with Nannerpuss
i give up
Haha. I win
Really, cause I think Mule Variations and Bone Machine sound a lot alike, especially production and percussion-wise. Yeah, Hold On is great, but Come On Up To The House is probably my favorite from the record, though I tend to be a fan of the rural ballads. Also, What’s He Building is one of my favorite spoken-words… so I guess it’s hard to describe why i like it better than say Alice or Blood Money, which continue the same musical trends… wow, it’s way too late to even be thinking about this right now. Just personal preference, I guess. I like Abbey Road more than Sgt. Pepper, too.
Another contribution for the non sequitur thread. Here’s an old video of an Obama supporter with too much time on his hands:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UMxJb4FsJ4
You may note that he has the same name as me but that’s merely a coincidence. I do not know this smart, funny, dare I say dashing, man at all. I do not necessarily agree with his politics or his song. I claim plausible deniablility for both. And to the one, possibility two people who actually click on the above link, enjoy.
Archiving the faux Criterion covers in our gallery is going to take longer than expected. Pewp. I can’t believe I just went through exactly 446 of these things, not including my own.
& I have heartburn.
oxycodone + coffee + cigarettes
hydrocodone + carisoprodol
ambien + alcohol
weed + alcohol
cocaine + alcohol + cigarettes + xanax
Hahahaha. I read every post, I’d list my favorites in order but…
I want to post top 10 fake criterion covers…and yes Samantha I went through all the covers over the weekend and it was a pain…
@Filmy Andy Good idea! Just a small request, if you do make a top ten fake Criterion covers thread (is that what you were talking about?), could you tell people to make text-only lists? It’d be easier to load/read through.
I was trying to put my list here rather than a new thread…and yes I am all for text and links….
Okay, coolies. I thought you might have meant here. I need to make a list too.
Top 5 things I like to do that Daniel Plainview does:
Sleep on the floor
Glide fingers past each other when searching
Smoke cigarettes
Not repeat myself
See people and find nothing worth liking
Top 5 things I like to do that Daniel Plainview does:
1. Drink your milkshake
2. Drink your milkshake
3. Drink your milkshake
4. Drink your milkshake
5. Drink your milkshake
with a very, v. long straw.
Favorite emoticons:
1. Saul Tigh: x_O
2. My signature smiley: [ :
3. Elvis: @;^O
4. Meh: : |
5. LOLLL: XD
A question to all the posters with the nom-de-plumes (pardon my Frecnh) where did you derive your screen names from? I’ll start off.
AC Milan is my undisputed club futbol team. AC Milan are nicknamed I Rossoneri in Italy because of their home strip, which is red and black vertical stripes. Red in italian is rosso while black is nero. Or neri since it is plural. Therefore, Rossoneri.
re: Daniel Plainview: Nailed it, Samantha.
Why do you think people are so quick to make lists? (Answers in list format more than welcome.) It’s like this universal skill we all have…Is their an art to making them? Or at least a Science?
I find lists useful for stuff like organizing errands or chores and then when it comes to outlining but they do feel anemic and reductive and too transient to really convey meaningful meaning.
Connor, I think we’re just always ready to talk about ourselves. We’re so vain, we probably think this thread is about us.
Rossoneri Fan, my u/n is my real name, but if I had it to do over again, I’d call myself Cissie Colpitts. Google it.
Samantha, would you be Cissie Colpitts 1, 2, or 3?
A coffee table book about coffee tables
Lists to do with stoping lists
Lists of things to stop
Other random things
I’m afraid of heights
I’m 5’10" about 200 lbs.
It’s been raining for a few days
Not much to do outdoors
Time for some music
To Samantha, read the first sentence. I assumed “Samantha” was real name. ALong with any using a username that sounds like a real name.
List of things my fake blood in my movie looks like instead of blood….
1. BBQ Sauce
2. Paint
3. Jello
4. Strawberry Jam
5. Skin Abnormality
Stupid internet, corn syrup and food dye does not look like blood. Unless I just used too much food dye which might very well be the case.
Alot o' marQ
…Fitzsy, not gonna lie—Mule Variations is my LEAST favorite Tom Waits albums. since you’re a fan i will axe you—why does everyone else like it so much? the only song on there i care to hear is Hold On. am i missing something, or is it a simple matter of taste? normally i wouldn’t think twice about it, but its listed/considered as a great album by more people than most of his other albums.