STOP THE LISTS!
Addictive personality. Will lead down a road of self-destruction, but I’m feel good now, so fuck it, right?
yes Jay, that absmurdity thread is all we need to crack up, adding Col.Dax to your list…
Trufax! It is a legume.
And macadamia nuts are poisonous to cats! I read it in The Cat Owner’s Manual (favorite book).
Chocolate’s deadly to dogs, and rat poison kills rats.
I’m suppose to give my dogs aspirin in the winter (I read it on my humane society calendar. God! I’m such a fucking hippy.)
nuts are beans?!?!?! oh man…that changes everything.
Film Andy, The Ben Lyons Twittering thread had me laughing out loud too: http://www.theauteurs.com/topics/2351/comments Just classic
I’m not a big fan of the word legume.
Iron and salt shoos ghosts away and silver kills shapeshifters. OH! And a silver knife dipped in lamb’s blood kills genies.
rhymes with exhume…
how do you pronounce “Legume”. everytime i try to say it, people look at me like i’m retarded
COL. DAX:
“Top 5 beers:
5. Whatever the fuck’s getting me drunk! (that’s probably not a good thing)”
Fuck yes. Such was my yesterday.
li-gyoom
I say “le gewm”. People look at me like I’m a retard when I say “oreos”. My BFF thought placebo was pronounced “place a bow” for the longest time.
IS THAT TRUE!?!?!?!?!
but Samantha, what kills Gypsies? those are the real threat, what with all their curses that make us drop weight too fast…
@MARQ
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/legume
Click the little speaker phone next to the word, it’ll sound it out for you.
I did not know who Mr.Lyons was but after a couple of posts I just did not care about him…that was a funny thread too…how I wish Ben Lyons one day chances upon that thread on the internet….
Satan’s left testicle lol
When I was in high school the kid next to me in computer class asked me what I thought a Marilyn Manson clone would look like.
What kills Ann Coulter is what I wanna know.
Settle a pronunciation problem for me. Is milk pronounced mehlk or milk. I say it the first way and people always say I’m wrong and I say ok but you knew what I was talking about so why do you have to be such a douchebag and correct me. And then they bring up the fact I pronounce wednesday: winsday, further proving my point they care way too much about pronunciation.
Samantha – Probably the spit from Nancy Pelosi. Melt like the witch in The Wizard of Oz
5 better ways to kill time on the internet than posting on the auteurs:
5. … shit, I got nuthin
4. and don’t say porn, that’s productive
3. realclearsports or politics- it’s cool but no, not close
2. youtube- Oh yeah, why aren’t you there now then?
1. reading posts on the auteurs, maybe
I saw “beer” and had to answer..
Newcastle Brown Ale
Boddingtons Pub
Guinness Stout
Blue Moon (with a slice of orange)
then a few beers could be 5th..
or— any beer that is brought to me in a stein.
Foreign restaurants in NYC cannot differentiate age, especially with a fake ID. But you are right; I am aware, and cautious. Also passed my school night bedtime, goodnight.
M – you’re underage (as am I), not smart, my friend.
@ Michael—probably look alot like Marilyn Manson
@ Samantha-i’m sure a bullet, or some type of poison—arsenic, perhaps?, or maybe a sharp/blunt object…i know homosexual-jewish-left-wing-communist-arab-agnostic-athiests from Hollywood weaken her life some.
Favorite feature directed by Jean Vigo:
1. L’Atalante
Awhile ago I almost started a new thread with that just to be a troublemaker but I realized it really wasn’t that funny so I decided against it.
5 things that in quantity can kill ann coulter
5. water
4. food
3. logic
2. silver bullets
1. a continued obama presidency, 4 more years, just 4 more years
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I would just like to say that a peanut isn’t a nut, it’s a bean.