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STOP THE LISTS!

SOYBEAN

about 4 years ago

I can’t believe that this thread has lasted longer than a pack of cigarettes.

Alot o' marQ

about 4 years ago

bump

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

My god, that actually startled me, christopher. Sweet Lord, don’t just make her jump out like that again!

Alot o' marQ

about 4 years ago

@ Christopher—NOT cool, dude. that was really scary!

SOYBEAN

about 4 years ago

double bump

1

about 4 years ago

@MARQ – The same kid said to me, after I had told him I was going to England, " Ahh! That sucks, you’ll have to watch movies with subtitles."

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 4 years ago

I say “MILK” and “BOTH”.

@Chris Yeah, I’m terrified right now.

@Jaylady (Can I call you that?) lol, logic.

Alot o' marQ

about 4 years ago

yeah, she’s cool…

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

The E’s actually silent so um, no

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 4 years ago

OHHH so it’s LIGHTY then? Much better.

Something just occurred to me. I forgot to put MST3K in my list of favorite TV shows.

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

Huh, does anyone else post with their actual name on the internet? Somehow I feel this might bite me in the ass should I run for Congress

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 4 years ago

I use “imawesam” for everything else.

Col. Dax

about 4 years ago

Soybean – Mmmmm… cigarettes… expensive, expensive, cigarettes.

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

Hmm, good idea. Think I’ll change mine to ‘ijaywalk’.
Top 5 things I could’ve been doing instead of posting on this thread:
5. gone to the gym
4. sleeping
3. watching a movie
2. serious, I really should be sleeping
1. readi….. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

SOYBEAN

about 4 years ago

If you go back to page 1 you will see for yourself that Christopher’s banana is still very excited.

Alot o' marQ

about 4 years ago

can’t do much with marc…“imamarc” is a bit of an embarrasing name. “xmarcsthespot” kinda works, but its harder to read real fast.

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 4 years ago

Truth.

Alot o' marQ

about 4 years ago

FYI—i’m TOTALLY eating a chocolate-raspberry truffle right now. its amazing

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

maybe cuz it’s late but soy’s line about the excited banana really cracks me up, excessively so

Crap Monster

about 4 years ago

wow…..talk about a spam thread…

Col. Dax

about 4 years ago

The best threads are spam threads. I mean, really, who talks about films anymore?

SOYBEAN

about 4 years ago

111 posts and counting . . . well, 112 now.

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

top 5 reasons it’s ok that this is a spam thread:

1. It was a redundant topic to begin with
2. It’s been at least sporadically funny
3. This is the Auteurs version of a chatroom
2. Listmania!
1. Eh

Filmy

about 4 years ago

hahaa seriously Jay, the moment I saw Soybean’s response to Christopher’s Banana, I was literally on the floor laughing…

Alot o' marQ

about 4 years ago

speaking of Spam…

Top 5 Monty Python Sketches (Parrot Sketch Not Included):

1) Vikings at the spam diner
2) WWII fighter pilots speaking banter
3) French guys talking about Sheep Plane
4) Cheese shop
5) the game show with all the famous dictators

Crap Monster

about 4 years ago

I wasn’t complaining or anything, just more amused.

As Jay pointed out, this thread itself is seemingly more pointless then say……your average list thread which this very topic was initially trying to address.

Alot o' marQ

about 4 years ago

top 3 “What the Fuck?”s in TV or Film

1) Emma Stone in Superbad
2) Brian when seeing Peter smoking crack in Family Guy
3) Mike Myers almost getting the axe in So I Married An Axe Murderer

___ _____

about 4 years ago

“the moment I saw Soybean’s response to Christopher’s Banana, I was literally on the floor laughing…”

I just wanted to take this out of context.

Jay Leighty

about 4 years ago

alright JP makes the new top 10 funniest list, that’s like 6 funny jokes off one banana reference, incidentally

See, we got

Neh
Shotzi
Soybean
Samantha
Col. Dax
JP Belmondo

Drew.

about 4 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA