ROFLMAO @ Cruising!

Thanks, Fake Shemp!

Loves it.
“Body Destroyed, Brain intact”
That’s exactly how I feel right now, Anonymity. Or maybe it’s the opposite. I participated in a couple of list threads and I already feel ill. How do you do it, Drew?
Thanks god for this: I Lovage Mike Patton + Jennifer Charles
Great O at the end, too.
Good Evening.
I like that the site tabs and the search box is now accessible (again?) on profile pages. That’s all. <’,))(
Oh God. I was traumatized by the images I saw last night. I had to watch Missy Piggy Rapping Peaches just so I wouldn’t have nightmares.
Thanks you mods/admins for getting rid of the evol on this site.
i just read the forum guidelines…makes sense. but can we still cuss? because i really like cussing…
I don’t like all the warnings you get. We all know what the difference between spirited debate, personal attacks, and trolling are. So, why do we need to warn them?
Agreed, on both counts. Surprise ban them, and to quote Steinbeck, “It does a man good to cuss if he wants too.” —Grapes of Wrath
fuck yea. i agree with the guilelines for one reason: when you kick their sorry, cock-suckin’ punk asses out, they can’t claim legal action. its a longshot, but in sue-happy Century 21, its worth the warning.
YAYY!!!!
i’m durnk. just watched most of Twilight (blame my roomate). things are good. need to watch a good movie again…i’ve heard key Largo is good.
Fuck yeah, cuss all you want.
I’m watching Flowers of Shanghai tonight. <’,))(
dp
Dear God, do I ever hate Eli Roth. He’s going to ruin any chance of me liking that movie, I can tell. Him and “The Office” guy.
…steve carrell is in Inglorious Basterds?
Marq, your spelling gets consistently worse during the night, except the cussing. better stick to cussing.
I FUCKING LOVE ELI ROTH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5nOl1oeP4Q
^ Fucking love him.
Marq, he’s talking about BJ Novak (Ryan the temp)
Ryan started the fire… ♫

Soybean: don’t be a cocksucker. the film’s title is spelled liked that. unless you mean steve carrell, in which case who gives a fuck? he’s not even that funny since he left the daily show.

see?
no, actually i meant the majority of your other posts, but it was said in good humor. at least you spelled cocksucker correctly : )
Here’s a picture of Eli Roth being a douchebag:
(It is VERY NSFW)
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070605/eli%20roth%20penis/er1.html
Shotzi—are you a little bitter because of your divorce from Fake Shemp, or do you really hate Eli Roth that much? <‘,))( I’m curious, what does moderator’s warning message look like?
Is it just me, or does everyone else love to read the OP every time I click into this thread. So funny.
…and now I love Eli more than ever.
“ATTN MODERATORS! I appreciate cocksuckers!”
Good to know, I’m sure.
I like seeing Christopher’s dancing banana every time I visit this thread.
I’m not going to touch that. It’s perfect just as it is.
This monster is 1,289 posts!
Oh yeah? Fake Criterion is soon to burst 2000!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
I know and posting there takes effort. Bravo!
Filmy
Jack Black is the funniest man in business right now. Awesome link Fake Shemp