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STOP THE LISTS!

odilonvert

about 1 year ago

Oh man… easily trapped… :/

ruby stevens

about 1 year ago

hugz! we missed u :)

ruby stevens

about 1 year ago

and we got u flowers. cuz we know how u like those ;)

odilonvert

about 1 year ago

HUGS back! Still keeping a low profile, but following y’all a little every day.

I do like that you got Ben back for his fleshlight thing by posting those rings tho. Way to go! LOL

odilonvert

about 1 year ago

Aw, LOVE my flowers! ;)

Ben.

about 1 year ago

You guys are terrible.

I post ONE fake vagina that attaches to an iPad and you go berserk.

Ruby posts rings that you can lick and she gets praise.

LAME.

No-Limb Joe

about 1 year ago

@ben.: I was ok with the fleshlight.

odilonvert

about 1 year ago

Those aren’t licking rings, Ben! They’re just rings!

odilonvert

about 1 year ago

Maybe YOU’d be tempted to lick them, but that’s not what they were designed for…

ruby stevens

about 1 year ago

LOL! ben has an idea for pornographic candy now

toodead

about 1 year ago

hmmm. i need a drink after reading all this.

Ben.

about 1 year ago

Oh………

See I thought they were like Ring Pops.

Don’t I look foolish…..

ruby stevens

about 1 year ago

and i think the problem with the…ahem…fleshlight, was that u had to explain to some of us what it was. i would rather not know such things exist frankly :\

Bijoux Alexand​erplatz

about 1 year ago

That picture!!

odilonvert

about 1 year ago

HA HA Magpies!

Ruby — I guess he didn’t see your reply when you said they weren’t ring pops. LOL

Ben.

about 1 year ago

LOL @ that picture.

Cunnilingus pops……

I’LL MAKE A FORTUNE IN THE PORN CANDY BUSINESS…….

Bijoux Alexand​erplatz

about 1 year ago

I saw a photoshop pic of Kirby as a fleshlight once. That was how I found out about them :/

odilonvert

about 1 year ago

Yeah, rings are just like there. You’re not screwing them. I mean, there’s no hole unless you are sized like a finger.

HA HA HA

Fuel for ridicule!

odilonvert

about 1 year ago

Ben — I’m almost CERTAIN that someone already invented porn candy ages ago.

Bijoux Alexand​erplatz

about 1 year ago

Go for it Ben.. then I can finally say I know someone famous.

Rock and Bull

about 1 year ago

Edible underwear is a thing. I saw Larry David eat some on Curb.

Bijoux Alexand​erplatz

about 1 year ago

Oh I forgot about edible undies.

Drunken Father Figure of Old

about 1 year ago

Magpies – OMG I have that picture framed in my room!! I am not even joking!!! I don’t know what it is, though, or where it’s from – my fiancee got it from a garage sale a long time ago and then gave it to me. What is it from?

No-Limb Joe

about 1 year ago

@dffoo: Here.

toodead

about 1 year ago

DFFOO i don’t know…i just went on a ‘feminist art’ trawl once, and that was the only thing that was more art than feminist…hold on…

it’s called: Dreaming of Objects by Chema Madoz

on a related note…i’m not going to post the pic because it’s….um……but…what is this? branding? that thing where they scar you? what? (probably not suitable for ben): here

Drunken Father Figure of Old

about 1 year ago

Cool! Thanks guys! What a coincidence! Anyway, I really like that picture, and I’m happy to have it proudly displayed in my room! :)

Ben.

about 1 year ago

That’s an interesting photo Magpies.

I cannot see a benefit to doing that to that part of your body though ladies.

How does it start?

No-Limb Joe

about 1 year ago

Why, Magpie, why? I’m better off with ass penetration by a whip! (Can’t look it up right now. School…)

Bijoux Alexand​erplatz

about 1 year ago

What class do you have all day, Dude?? Library worker??

No-Limb Joe

about 1 year ago

Right now, I have AP Computer Science, but we’re not doing anything right now cuz we just had the AP test.