STOP THE LISTS!
It’s all over but the shouting.
Am I too late getting back to get in on the ELO thing?
Yes you are. Please desist.
hahahaha
FUCK NO WE’RE NOT DONE SHOUTING.
I said yes please go away and you beat me
STL moves too fast!
prelo. this is one of my fave videos, like, ever
ruby
wow…
he looks like a muppet
“Yes you are. Please desist.”
Yes, sir. Here’s one by the Move, then.
“LOL — cougars. So women are called cougars, and men?”
Sugar daddies, actually. In case anyone was genuinely curious.
—DiB
And here’s a cover of a wonderful song by Joey Ramone.
It’s better than yours Matt.
Sugar Daddies are the equivalent of Sugar Mommas—older, well-to-do partners who essentially take care of the other.
I don’t think there is a male equivalent of the Cougar. At least not in pop culture. Dirty Old Men, maybe?
Dirty old men: aka pedophiles?
Male cougars should be…. Cloonies?
No, pedophiles belong in their own separate section—from which they can never escape. I don’t believe in the death penalty but if someone ever touched my child I would try to kill them.
If anyone ever violated someone I had made an emotional pact with… It would be the fire extinguisher scene from Irreversible….
^Part of the importance of that scene being that in their rage and reaction they get the wrong person.
I’m just sayin’.
—PolarisDiB
Yes. While the rapist watches and smiles high from the sidelines. Such a disturbing film.
I’m pretty sure the other part comes from his fucking face being smashed in.
I haven’t even seen the film and I know about that.
Penis?
While Happiness remains the most disturbing film I’ve ever seen, Irreversible is a very close second. What I found most fucked up about that scene is the nice, nerdy guy who is trying to convince Cassel to leave actually has the most rage and anger built up, and ends up killing the guy.
That film just ended in…. Absolute destruction… God damn…
Very mature House. We already discussed the dangers of putting my penis into a married woman earlier.
The film ended quite beautifully. The exact opposite.
Ben.
There are two movies that I love and will never recommend. Grave of the Fireflies and Irreversible
Oh yeah, did you get some fine married ass yet?
the amount of child porn being uncovered here is terrifying
No. I got no ass tonight.
Odilonvert says go for it.
Ruby says to keep it in my pants.
Maybe my penis and I will just stay home.
WTF Meg?
Maybe you should whip out your dick and screw a therapist.
@Meg
What child porn?!
Sorry, Ben. Just trying to fit in.
House of Leaves
My joke makes no sense now. Curses.
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