STOP THE LISTS!
pussies > penises
(clarification for anyone who interprets this as a sexist statement: as a recurring topic, i prefer cats to ben’s penis)
especially on CATURDAY!!!!!!!!!
I prefer having my genitals on the outside thank you.
cool thanks 4 the insight soybean.what mac do u have? desk top I’m guessing’
lol @ ben
DAMMMMMMMN ruby,u gonna let ben get @ u like that? #BURN NOTICE
haha only a man would think that was a burn
Yeah, I bought an iMac OS X Lion. I gave serious thought to a laptop but I wanted the large monitor for graphics. I also bought a large format scanner so the desktop was the way to go. Plus, with the large monitor, I can stream netflix or just pop in a DVD and it looks fantastic.
Don’t judge, Ruby! Ben’s penis might be beautiful or something…
Or it might not.
plz don’t encourage him to post photos
sigh
i knew it would come to this someday…
I’ll make sure he won’t. After all, we all learned from the pron threads.
Right?
Eh whatever. I’d rather see a Rammstein concert.
Rammstein concerts are the fuckin’ shit.
“I prefer having my genitals on the outside thank you.”
To be fair, I can think of more than a few disadvantages for that sort of situation, among them easy access to attacks.
—PolarisDiB
my point exactly ^
and rammstein blows
Oh, they’re horn players?
“Don’t judge, Ruby! Ben’s penis might be beautiful or something…”
I think the beauty of male bodies are rather underrepresented in the world, so that it’s really sad that Watchmen gets criticized for having a CG penis at all at the same time that Observe and Report uses it merely to push the boundaries in an already mean-spirited film.
—PolarisDiB
oddly enough it was the men i knew who complained about the penis in watchmen LOL
ok i’m getting out of here as i feel i’m on dangerous ground and i have an interesting hong kong film to watch!!
Are you suggesting that I could only post pictures of my penis if they were CGI?
I have CGI in my pants.
oddly enough it was the men i knew who complained…
That’s because it was blue.
ya think? hahaha
honestly i think it was…something else
“oddly enough it was the men i knew who complained about the penis in watchmen LOL”
And considering the director, those men should have NO complaint after watching 300. Seriously, that was some beefcake work going on there.
By the way, my roommate considers The Avengers a chick flick because of the eye-candy. She’s already convinced several of her friends to have a women’s night out so that they can appreciate the bods without having her boyfriend or other pesky males around.
“Are you suggesting that I could only post pictures of my penis if they were CGI?”
I’m suggesting that it’s absurd that people feel fit to criticize CG penises, especially along the line of thought of, “Why did they actually bother to go into that amount of detail waaaahhh!”, when plenty of CG boobs exist without complaint.
—PolarisDiB
yeah i haven’t seen the avengers yet but my friend won’t shut up about thor lol
anyways l8rz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be fair, the Avengers do fit into several romantic male lead types:
1) Thor: classic chivalry, beefcake body, epic eyes, brought down to earth by a woman.
2) Iron Man: millionaire philanthropist just wants to do the right thing despite inflated ego, brought down to earth by a woman.
3) Captain America: caring and heroic, passion for community, self-sacrifice brought down to earth by a woman.
4) Hulk: a cuddler if there is one, just a guy who is reserved in himself and wants a stable life despite some of his emotional issues, brought down to earth by a woman.
Don’t know exactly why romantic male leads typically have to be brought down to earth by a woman instead of vice versa, but that’s cinematic gender representation for ya.
—PolarisDiB
No-Limb Joe
I had to leave my cat in the care of someone else today. The downsides of vacation :(
OMG we’re talking about kitties again…