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STOP THE LISTS!

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

Re: I Am Legend

It’s all downhill after the dog dies. Oh, oops! Spoiler alert, lol.

I can’t believe that one chick ate his bacon! I was so pissed.

Kenji, I don’t know why I do the things I do, but yes, that is how I say Wed nes day.

Jimenez

about 3 years ago

I saw “where” and “from”. Pomona now. It took 24yrs to get pushed 30 miles out of LA

Crap Monster

about 3 years ago

I WAS SAVING THAT BACON!

SOYBEAN

about 3 years ago

The problem with those political threads is that they have no dancing fruit. All threads should have a dancing fruit.

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

POMONA! We are practically neighbors.

It’sss a smaaall world afterrr all… ♫

Dav I.D.

about 3 years ago

I ain’t never touching Willy’s bacon…
Its all downhill when you’re trying to watch I Am Legend at the movie theater and 2 strangers start fighting in the theater so you can’t hear any of the dialogue at the beginning and you don’t find out until later why New York looks like hell but at least you get a refund.

Pomona’s tight, some good buddies of mine live there and I’m going to a concert at the glass house soon.

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

What about singing fruit?

Looks like a turd.

Kenji

about 3 years ago

My wife says more like Wed ens Day. Thank you for putting such a sparkle into my morning. I’m off to walk with Bryn and Kiki in the meadows by the little river, where the pine, cherry and willow meet, and all around is fresh green and blossoms, i am dabbing away a little tear this thread has unexpectedly brought on, for a thing of beauty is a joy for ever

Oh, I just remembered that when I saw I Am Legend at that IMAX there was that Dark Knight preview before the show. Then I went home and saw that Heath Ledger died that day. :(

Kenji, your name in combination with you saying “This is a matter of great importance” made me think of the Hagakure (via Ghost Dog): Among the maxims on Lord Naoshige’s wall, there was this one: “Matters of great concern should be treated lightly.” Master Ittei commented, “Matters of small concern should be treated seriously.”

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

I post in threads like this because I can’t write reviews & poetry like Kenji. I haven’t got the smartz.

Pomona Fairplex ftw!

SOYBEAN

about 3 years ago

So it’s a date then.

Jimenez

about 3 years ago

yeah, and I work at this dope video spot in Clermont. FREE RENTALS!

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

VIDEO PARADISO?

Is that a real California Raisin? I bestow the name Turd Ferguson upon thee…

Jimenez

about 3 years ago

yup yup

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

Yes, Carlo, that is a real live claymated piece of crap.

Dav I.D.

about 3 years ago

IN THE TAPEROOM

SOYBEAN

about 3 years ago

So it’s a raisin then.

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

Guys, I have a bookmark from 1986 with a T-Rex on it and it has a neon rainbow-colored tassel. My grandma gave it to me for Christmas.

@Jimenez Can I stalk you now?

Dav I.D.

about 3 years ago

I’ve never wanted to bookmark more in my life.

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

I forgot to mention that the T-Rex has a mohawk and is playing an electric guitar with lightning coming out of it.

Whenever I think about dinosaurs with mohawks, which is more often than you might think, I think of that episode of DINOSAURS when Robbie takes drugs and grows spikes.

SOYBEAN

about 3 years ago

Dav i.d. are you in law enforcement? and why is mark always in trouble?

Dav I.D.

about 3 years ago

Wow. I need to see this show.
Items are nice. In my room is this African instrument, carved of wood, with sweet tattoo-like engravings and pieces of metal that you twang with the fingers. I have no idea how the hell it has come to be acquired. Yes.

Oh no, this thread has stopped making lists!
1. Pepperoni
2. Green Peppers
3. Mushrooms
4. Olives
5. Chives

Say all five quickly!

Dav I.D.

about 3 years ago

Though this thread resembles it, perhaps you are looking for this thread, Soybean.
http://www.theauteurs.com/topics/1208/comments
Ya should be.
And Mark is in trouble because I’m always ARRESTING his ass!

Dav I.D.

about 3 years ago

Pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olive chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives!

Alot o' marQ

about 3 years ago

i was going to try to read all the posts since i left…changed my mind.

top 5 whiskies:

1)Irish
2)Really Expensive Scotch
3)Bourbon
4)Not-As-Expensive Scotch
5)Cheap Scotch

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

BRB givin’ my kitty a good scrrraaatch behind the ears.

thank you DAV I.D., Samantha, Soybean, and everyone else who made this a great thread, I had fun. I’m out like a light. I can only imagine what this thread looks like tomorrow. Peace! <’,))(