David, that’s one of those “choose your own scare” books. I had ‘The Deadly Experiments of Dr. Eeek’.
Barkus Maximus would be stellar.
Michael Bay. Kubrick’s equal.
One Michael Bay film is global warming’s equal.
a ‘choose your own adventure’ movie would be funmazing,
that could work really well on dvd,
haha, if there were a full audience, it’d be a democracy
but i guess it wouldn’t be ‘choose your own adventure’ then,
it’d be more like ’choose to vote on an adventure but go along with the majority anyway… adventure"
Top Five Most Surprising Things About This Thread Since I Last Checked In
1. 9 Fucking pages!
2. Lists are powerful
3. A boombox can change the world
4. 9 Fucking pages!
5. Sup guys?
By coincidence, with all this talk of Barkus and then a pussy pic, i was going to put my dog Bryn’s 5 favourite singalong songs:
1.You make me feel so young (Sinatra)
2.Myfanwy (Welsh song)
3.Il Balen del Suo Sorriso (Verdi)
4.Les Lacs du Connémara (Michel Sardou)
5.The Bridge (Elton John)
My wife says we should go on Britain’s Got Talent (Bryn just needs a cue to start him off). Eat your heart out, that new Scottish woman everyone’s been raving about, ah Susan Boyle isn’t it?
Top 5 things I learned from waking up and immediately reading the lastest posts on this thread:
5. Samantha from Cali is either a remarkably diehard poster, an insomniac or more than one person
4. Drew, I’m looking in your direction as well
3. People here really enjoy talking to one another and not just about film
2. My hope for 300 posts on this thread was modest. We can do 5 ya’ll. We are bright shining stars
1. I may have OCD
You figured me out! There are three Drews and we take Auteur shifts. I’m assuming Samantha has a similar routine at her house.
Does anyone else think Michael Bay’s thoughts are in onomatopoeia?
morning Jay and mornin’ Drew
A big unanimous YES to Susan Boyle
I love participating in lists. Keep them coming!
THE AUTEURS LIST OF THE WEEK 5/10/2009: YOUR 5 FAVORITE FILM WRITERS
there is no reason to list
david letterman has the best top ten list in town….or something
i’m an anti- list lister
lists are spoiled and it’s time to through them away
get with the times dady-o nobody lists anymore
stop the listing , save the trees
Susan did take the dumb judges by surprise….and rightly so,
Greatest bands ever:
No more needed.
The shit is bananas (did she do that song?)
My mouse keeps dying and sending me back a page randomly while I’m reading things. Sucks.
Big ups to Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg for Mother Lover http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover
And to Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson for playing along. It’s funnier than Dick In A Box, and that skit was nuts.
Which one died, Sam? Pleas don’t let it be Nick Papa Giorgio?
…it’s an extremely sad occurence any way to slice it.
Computer mouse, Dax. But all my real mice are dead too. Nicky was the last to go. He was a feeder mouse I saved from a stupid snake. He didn’t live for very long after that ) :
I meant it facetiously, but sorry to bring the memory back… I used to have a snake, he was kind of dumb. Bit the shit out of my hand all the time when I was feeding him.
I think I have to pick up the Why Cats Paint book
This is also a very good read:
It calls cats’ buttholes “waste ejection ports” and their tongues “self-cleaning apparatuses”.
BRB, I need to clip Bixler’s retractable grips.
K-Billys Super Sounds of the 70s
David Lynch, Agnet Cooper, and Cherry Pie
Hot chicks with guns, and fast cars
House of 1000 Corpses, Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Fox Force 5, Crazy 88s
Cheap Ass Halloween Costume, Tinny Fucked a stump