Though Guys: who are them? where are them? Please, I want to know who are them for you

Michael Madsen por supuesto!!!!!

Broderick Crawford fue el mas duro de los duros.

@ remila
Don’t listen to Odi, there is only one tough guy on film – the rest are poseurs and widgets.
No escuches a Odi, sólo hay un tipo duro en la película – el resto son imitadores y reproductores

^ Sorry Robert. He is tough, but he’s also incredibly doofy with that Just For Men beard.

Remila — welcome to Mubi and right on for writing in English — you do much better than I’d ever do in Spanish! :D

Just For Men beard

That isn’t a pasty ! The guy polishes his boots with belmondo !

Ives Montand

Soybean won this thread back on Page 1.

He dies it a weird color, Robert!

Bruce Lee ? you can’t be serious!
Did you see Den’s thread where Stallone bent over at Chuck’s request?
Chuck Norris is legend !

@House — Bruce Lee was THE favorite tough guy of the boys in my neighborhood when I was a kid. With Clint Eastwood coming up a close second.

Of course, that was in the ’70s…

Did you see Den’s thread where Stallone bent over at Chuck’s request?

This is starting to sound a lot like Deliverance…

Jaws? lol

Just a few entries from the Chuck Norris encyclopedia of Chuck Norris Facts

1. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
2. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris carries a messenger bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. The baby will blow up upon impact.
4. Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
5. Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones – the ones in his pants.
7. Chuck Norris doesn’t look both ways before he crosses the street… he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
8. Chuck Norris doesn’t say “who’s your daddy”, because he knows the answer.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t see dead people. He makes people dead.
10. Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as “acts of God.”
11. Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
12. Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman to death – over the phone.
13. Chuck Norris once shat blood – the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.
14. Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
15. Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
16. Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
17. Count from one to ten. That’s how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you…Forty seven times.
18. Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

19. Every time someone uses the word “intense”, Chuck Norris always replies “you know what else is intense?” followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
20. Everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns to dead.

21. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you until your face meets you ass.

Those are published facts kids !!!!!

This reminds me of Jack Bauer’s list.

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re f*cked.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.
If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn’t want to carry you.
Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn’t want to.
Jack Bauer’s gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack fucking Bauer.
As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”
While being ‘put under’ in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
Jack Bauer can watch all 4 seasons of 24 in 24 hours.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
If Jack’s starring at someone and his eye twitches, assume that person has less than 15 minutes to live.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
David Spade always says ‘yes’ to Jack Bauer when he wants to redeem his credit card miles.
Don’t ask what Jack Bauer would he would do for a Klondike bar…

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

^ This one’s my fave. lol

The topper:

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

@ Robert:

geesh….that Bauer stuff is a riff on Chuck Norris.

Yep.

The Norris thing about being his own line at the DMV is hilarious.

Also, two of my favorites:

THE DOLPH (Who is also a legit genius)

and

JCVD

lol — Jack L.! :D

Tough guys in the movies are so much fun!

Also, who could forget Chow?

Sorry Jack, those dudes can’t top this:

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about ‘Fight Club’.

/thread

This time, it’s personal…

Dennis Hopper.

’Nuff said (or rather, shown).

What has Seagal done lately?

He needs a man-bra:

The original badass. He used to get into fights for real because every wannabe tough guy wanted to take him on.

My favorite line from Out of the Past: "Fold your hands or I’ll fold ‘em for you.’

^ OH YES! Robert Mitchum!