A) Robot Heaven … are you fucking serious? Robot Heaven?
B) I can’t get over Robot Heaven.
C) I’m still thinking about Robot Heaven.
D) I think this movie has scarred me for life.
E) Robot Heaven????
F) “Hood” robots is one thing, but Illiterate robots? Nawh bruh, you crossed the line.
G) Egypt? Of all places? What is this the thousand time?
H) Are the Family Guy manatees writing for Michel Bay?
I) Why is there always $h** between the robots and the camera?
J) Is there not a lens wide enough to photograph CG robots?
K) Robot Heaven? Stealing from the Lion King?
L) 200 million on Robot Heaven?
I urge you all to see “The Big Bluff,” directed by Billy Wilder’s brother W. Lee Wilder. Tremendous.
W. Lee Wilder made some very weird films, like Killers From Space.
Garfield: A tale of two kitties
people who mention names and movies like Woody Allen or Marienbad don’t know the true meaning of worst movie when they haven’t witnessed:
Resident Evil(all of them)
It Happened in Athens
Vanilla and Chocolate
Night at the Museum
Narrow Margin(the remake)
Bad Boys 2
G.I. Jane(that was equally bad to Norbit)
and i have more…
the choices of Woody Allen and Marienbad compared to the above piles of excrement are quite insulting.
G.I. Jane(that was equally bad to Norbit)… Great.
Elf Bowling: How can you improve a film better than basing it entirely on a free internet flash game? Then add lines such as “Santa, we’ve lost a billion toys.” Then tie the movie back to the original premise by having santa’s elves attaining a masochistic pleasure from being knocked over by a bowling ball. For extraordinary plot purposes, Santa’s evil brother- Dingle Kringle- wants santa out of the way and does so through various comic mischief that culminates in a bowling duel between the two parties. Not only does Dingle invariably cheat but he cheats Santa twice in the exact same fashion, even after being caught doing so the first occasion. The film is worth a few laughs but its disgusting CGI animation and brainless repetoire is a sad degradation of children’s film. One wonders how Miyazaki still exists.
To the humorless, movies like The Beast of Yucca Flats, Manos: the Hands of Fate and Billy the Kid versus Dracula would be other films to include, though I thoroughly enjoy them.
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
The defnition of bad.
Top Gun with Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer and directed by Tony Scott.
Mission to Mars
Lost in Space
Freddy vs. Jason
“Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
The defnition of bad.”
Yes, but entertaining! Unfortunately, things like The Birth of a Nation aren’t. And the reviews for it…goodness…“Well, it was absolutely horrible and excruciating to sit through, and it was ridiculously wooden and dated, but I like how it was shot! It was REALLY artistic!”
The Birth of a Nation is one of the most important and influential films ever made (in technical terms only). The message of the film is plain racist, but that doesn’t qualify it to be the worst film ever, since in FILM terms it is brilliant, and only horrible in subject matter.
Perhaps. But for me, I was just left cold; when I watch a great movie, I also want to enjoy it on personal terms, and The Brith of Nation, as technically stunning as it is, IMHO, is an intellectually wretched movie, and thus renders all the ‘artistry’ as dubious.
As well, if The Birth of Nation was a short, then it would be at least tolerable to sit through, but no, they just had to drag it out for 200 loooooonnnnggggg minutes.
Just had to mention Lord of the rings.
I kept watching it for 3 hours expecting that at any point it would become interesting.. nop. Just got worse and worse
Kind of sad to watch In Bruges mentioned. One of the films I enjoyed the most recently
Also, anyone here seen House of the Sleeping Beauties?
yea i agree with Eduardo!!!!!!!…LOTR is way too boring, nothing happens, the hobbits are annoying, the movie is long, the story sucks, the ring is stupid, the CG is gay, gimli is gay, gullum is ugly, Eduardo is retarded…wait never mind i take back everything i just said. Except for the fact that Eduardo is retarded :P seriously buddy your post was hilariously. We are trying to name the worst movies in this thread so I think terms like Lord of the Rings should be outlawed.
Watchmen. Ok, it is not the worst movie ever made but it certainly is the worst thing I’ve paid to see since Titanic.
>>Also, anyone here seen House of the Sleeping Beauties?<,
Yes. I found it intriguing and puzzling. Certainly not bad, much less the worst film ever made.
Now GRAVE MISTAKE …
Anything by Uwe Boll. Past, present, and future. Ugh…
Anybody BESIDES Uwe Boll? (You know now I got to go seek something out by this guy after hearing all this Boll slamming. I had never heard of the guy. He must be the worst.)
Bingo Bongo (1982, Pasquale Festa Campanile)
I don’t know if it’s the worst ever made but it’s one of the worst I’ve sat through at a cinema… but it was at a theater in Venice and in Italian (which I don’t understand) with no English subtitles, so maybe that’s why I had trouble fully appreciating the nuances of this hilarious masterpiece, I wonder??? :-)
Wild Hogs, Tim Allen will burn in hell for this piece of shit.