If only Jim Nabors had ever directed a film.
They say Pedro Almodovar has the best voice ever.
I don’t know if I’d call it angelic, but David Lynch sings a great tune on Inland Empire.
Agnes Varda sings in her documentaries sometimes, but there’s a reason she’s a filmmaker and not a singer.
i once read that andrei tarkovsky drunkenly sang the theme song to the seven samurai
for akira kurosawa, while they were kickin’ it in russia. he probably sang angelically
that day.
The documentary “HHH – Un portrait de Hou Hsiao-Hsien” makes it clear for me who´s the best singing director out there.
Triple H sings a frigging mean ass karaoke, which in East Asia is a more important measure of a man than making cinematic masterpieces.
This thread = LOL!!!!!!!!
But i’d say ingmar bergman.
Frank Sinatra directed one film, None But the Brave. Can Bergman or Almodovar top “the Voice”?
Clint Eastwood
I’m waiting for the inevitable “which director has the biggest penis?” thread.
she has the biggest penis??!!!!??
She´s obviously a transvestite.
An interesting point has been brought up…
How many directors have exposed their manhood to the world, and are they numerous enough to hold such a contest as Faux-Fuyants proposes? Surely Vincent Gallo and Joe Swanberg cannot be alone in this club.
Didn’t McG and Bay have a contest?

Dylan directed one film, so I vote him. He probably has a big penis, too.
Deep in our hearts we all know the answer to the penis size question…

Brandon: The only director that I know of who has given us “the full Monte” on screen is Rainer Werner Fassbinder.
haha Brandon that picture screams masculinity.
The biggest penis question will be unequivocally answered when I direct my first feature.
Thank you.
I change my answer for best singer to Mel Brooks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK7rR7ySPrY
And for penis, that picture is pretty damn convincing………
Right, ok……Cameron Crowe and Karey Kirkpatrick ……..not necessarily angelic.
Squiffle
I’d say Ingmar Bergman. His rendition of “Do You See, Do You See, Do You See (Seaweed)” at the 1975 Olympics was beautiful.