Werner Herzog. The man is a machine. On the other hand, David Cronenberg would have no problem regressing me to a feral state.
Buster Keaton. I just like the idea of him listening and taking notes.
Woody Allen
Maybe Noah Baumbach, but he might not pay attention all the time. Spike Jonze might be cool to talk to normally. Maybe soderberg but he might be a dick at times, but he’ll tell it like it is.
David Fincher would be cool also
paul verhoeven. i so want to be robocop
Wow – nobody said Hitchcock?
Yeah, he’s gonna tell you ya got a real bad mommy fixation…
Definitely Andrzej Zulawski.
Michael Haneke.
Hitch….
…or John Huston.
Woody Allen, no doubt
Abbas Kiarostami
…or Werner Herzog
Herzog for sure.
Luis Bunuel.
Me : “But what do the ants mean?”
Luis: " Nothing. Its totally random there is no meaning".
Alfred Hitchcock or Woody Allen…
I would say woody allen, but part of me would find it very entertaining to have michel gondry explain things to me in broken english…
buñuel for sure.
Alfred Hitchcock
He was so quiet, but filled with wisdom and fun
S. Jonze or Anderson…
David Lynch is harmony defined. He’ll get you back on track in no time. Check out his Transcendental Meditation site already! David Lynch Foundation Television
Robert Bresson.
John Waters.
Just kidding. But…that would make a very interesting session. Haha.
Me: Im having an existential crisis.
Waters: Here, Grab these Chickens!
I think i would choose Federco Fellini to be my shrink.
David Fincher.
Steven Seagal (that’s right, he directed one film and its effin awesome!). As soon as you open your mouth to complain, he’d fill that whiny gap with a roundhouse kick that will knock your freakin teeth out!
Woody Allen or Ingmar Bergman.
How about John Waters.
Francisco J. Torres
Don Siegel