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Worst movie to watch on a first date

Miasma

over 3 years ago

This is not to imply that I’m not a fan of genital mutilation. On that note, I suppose I should’ve considered that any women I’d want to date would… Well, nm. I suffice it to trusting that she can appreciate what Gainsbourg is ‘capable of.’ =D

Drew.

over 3 years ago

But I mean the scene isn’t that explicit. They kiss a little bit, so what? I mean compared to something like Salo it just doesn’t seem like a big deal. I recommended the film to a female friend of mine, and she loved it. I would be more cautious showing someone Mulholland Dr. based on their taste, not their gender. Sure its not Inland Empire, but it still is “out there” compared to mainstream cinema. However if the girl was a fellow cinephile, I would have no problem bringing her to see the film. (once again I am realizing how idiotic I sound, and am beginning to accept my loneliness….)

Miasma

over 3 years ago

Wild at Heart, on the other hand, would make a great date film!

Drew, it’s not the sex that’s the problem; it’s the weirdness. Now, I’m sure there are plenty of women who can handle a film like that, but seeing it on a date? Not exactly date-material, if you know what I mean. As a movie itself, it is fantastic. I’d recommend it to plenty of women. But as a date movie, I say HELL NO!

Savvy

Drew.

over 3 years ago

Well I guess you’re right that its not exactly a mood setter, but how many films really are? Best movie for a date? No. But worst? In my opinion, also no.

I guess that it may not be the worst, but I certainly wouldn’t bring a girl to that film on a date. Salo would be pretty bad. Jeanne Dielman wouldn’t be much better, especially if you remark that you see her that way in twenty years… hahaha.

Savvy

John Ryan

over 3 years ago

Terry Gilliam’s The Brothers Grimm succeeded in putting one of my first dates to sleep.

Ian T.

over 3 years ago

“What are the worst films to watch with your grandparents/parents/ or children under 16?” -Wampa1

I saw “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” with my Grandmother, Mother, Sister (who was under 16), and cousins (under 16). Woops. I think I can safely guess that this would not be the best movie for a first date, but not the worst.

Tarabee

over 3 years ago

A guy made me go see the third Lord of The Rings on our first date…now I realize that it’s a great movie but at the time I hadn’t seen the first three, so it was basically sitting through three hours of mutilated creatures fighting

Ben Simingt​on

over 3 years ago

An old pal had a story about a very uncomfortable first date at REPULSION.
My last failed relationship began with a screening of ERASERHEAD. I can’t help but wonder if we were doomed from the start (at least, we were probably bound to have issues about raising kids)…

wampa1

over 3 years ago

@ IAN T.

How did that go over?

Also
I second Fat Girl
and throw in
Ilsa she wolf of the SS

wampa1

over 3 years ago

Dead Ringers might qualify

lopezm4​25

over 3 years ago

Pink Flamingos. Or any John Waters film for that matter.

lopezm4​25

over 3 years ago

Pink Flamingos. Or any John Waters film for that matter.

Ian T.

over 3 years ago

@ Wampa1

“Zack and Miri Make a Porno” didn’t go over as bad as I had worried. My sister and grandmother thought that it was pornography. My mother thought that is was okay (of course she took me to see Clerks II when I was 14), and my cousins thought it was hilarious (though they are all teen males). I don’t think that I will get to pick the movie our family goes to anytime soon.

prudenc​e

over 3 years ago

I had a co-worker who in 1969 went to 2001:A SPACE ODYSSEY. They eventually divorced.

I bet quite a few people can claim CALIGULA as a first date movie that was less-than-inspiring.

I went with my wife to SCHINDLER’S LIST on our first, but she’s still with me…these days she just falls asleep after 15 minutes no matter what we watch…

Kaifu

over 3 years ago

Hmm, nobody’s mentioned IN THE COMPANY OF MEN yet?

Dalton R.

over 3 years ago

SALO!

MONIHAN

over 3 years ago

A HOLE IN MY HEART, Moodysson. Precursor to Antichrist antics. i actually was on a date watching this film and to make matters worse, we had sneaked in burritos to eat during the film. i finished mine without a problem and effectively also finished any chances of romance as well. if you’ve had the pleasure of seeing this film you’ll know what i’m talking about.

Cigaret​te Burns

over 3 years ago

I actually did the I Spit on Your Grave first date thing…. that was a mistake, she crumbled into a shuddering pile of tears insisting “no, no, I’m fine” and being 19, I had yet to learn ladies don’t always mean what they say, so we stayed far longer than we should have.

Vincent​e Oristiv​ar

over 3 years ago

Irreversible …..

satans fingers

over 3 years ago

schitzoplolis. i’ve done it.

wampa1

over 3 years ago

I would say Burn After Reading is another bad first date movie, given everyone is cheating on everyone else.

wampa1

over 3 years ago

Hard Candy

for SO many reasons

and Kids

the corduro​y suit

over 3 years ago

The People Vs. Larry Flynt…trust me…

wampa1

over 3 years ago

Synecdoche, New York

Harry Long

over 3 years ago

>>Terry Gilliam’s The Brothers Grimm succeeded in putting one of my first dates to sleep.<<
I would have tiptoed out of the theater and left him/her there, snoring away.

deepblu​evelvet

over 3 years ago

Twilight.

It’s an indicator for future mental instablity if she suggests it.

Chris B

over 3 years ago

i stand alone
irreversible
a bukakke or gang bang porno

you would leave quite an impression with any of these.

wampa1

over 3 years ago

Gummo might be a bad first date film