O hai. I think it’s important to always have a lot on your mind. It’s good exercise. I think Wal-Mart is the Antichrist. There’s nothing scarier than being normal. I think you should have nothing in common with your friends. It makes for better conversation. And besides, once we’ve resigned ourselves to uniformity, there’s not much point in living. I’d rather listen to memorably bad music than average music. Mediocrity scares me. So do those commercials for Christian music CD’s where everyone in the crowd is waving their arms with their eyes closed. They look like zombies. They’ve no recognition of possibility.

I shake a lot. Sleep easy, I’m not suppressing primal rage.

I believe fingernails contain nicotine.