Edna’s heartfelt ratings system:
1 star = Unwatchable (too bad to sleep to)
2 stars = Bad but watchable (a good sleeping film)
3 stars = Comme ci, comme ça (“Nice. Nice. Not thrilling, but nice.”)
4 stars = C’est si bon (reet gradely)
5 stars = Meisterstück (an all-time Edna favourite)
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Damn the dull pretentiousness and smug disingenuousness of critics and bloggers heralding the latest puerile film fashions while cloyingly brown-nosing each other. “Dialectical engagement with cinema discourse”? “21st century cinephilia”? Great big fat hairy lesbian mammoth-bollocks to that! Take it from Edna, dears: opera and theatre are superior. Always remember: IT’S ONLY A FILM.
Some classy lists:
The Censored Eleven — Banned Looney Tunes & Merrie Melodies Cartoons (Mutt)
BANNED & CENSORED ’TOONS IN AMERICA (spartacula)
Opera! (Anastasia)
What’s Opera, Doc? (Kim Packard)
CLASSICAL MUSIC: COMPOSING AND PERFORMING (Martinus)
KENJI’S FAVOURITE CLASSICAL MUSIC (kenji)
Weimar Cinema: Daydreams and Nightmares (apursansar)
Third Reich 1933-1945 (Kolar)
Our Hitler (kenji)
Neo-Nazism in Cinema (Maximilian Bercovicz)
The Ealing Masterpieces (Ehsan Khoshbakht)
Hammer Films on Mubi (Ryan Miller)
‘Film Noir and Influence’ Collection (clockworkdaisyblues)
Femme Fatale (ruby stevens)
Femmes Fatales (kenji)
Pussies Galore!! (kenji)
Films with Foxes (kenji)
Shakespeare Films (kenji)
From Queer to Eternity (Owen Sound)
Queerliness is Next to Godliness (peglessness)
Queer Cinema: So Pretty, Witty and Gay (scorpiorising)
The Emerald Isle (kenji)
Lithuanian Cinema in 1960-1990 (Somnambulist)
Contemporary Lithuanian Cinema (Somnambulist)
Drags, Genderbender, Crossgender and Transgenders (scape)
