I’ve not seen (500) Days of Summer, nor do I plan to, but I will say this about its star, Zooey Deschanel — she’s right, cotton truly is The Fabric of Our Lives ™.
Gus Van Sant is gay? Well that explains why his name crept into my brain whenever I listened to Pete Shelley’s Homosapien. There really is an explanation for everything.
There’s a greater chance of archeologists actually finding Noah’s ark on Mount Ararat than there is of Out 1 being released by Criterion. It’s just not going to happen.
Make a Case for Paul Thomas Anderson over 2 years ago
I hereby find Paul Thomas Anderson GUILTY!…of bruising an apple.
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Hipsters take over the cinema over 2 years ago
I’ve not seen (500) Days of Summer, nor do I plan to, but I will say this about its star, Zooey Deschanel — she’s right, cotton truly is The Fabric of Our Lives ™.
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Van Sant, Homoeroticism, and Elephant over 2 years ago
Gus Van Sant is gay? Well that explains why his name crept into my brain whenever I listened to Pete Shelley’s Homosapien. There really is an explanation for everything.
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The Process for Choosing the Best Films of the Decade over 2 years ago
For me it’s the same as choosing a sexual partner — anything with a pulse.
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Indie v. Independant over 2 years ago
“Can we make up?”
I think he’s inviting you to sit on his lap. A bit pervy of him, yet I somehow approve.
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Most erotic films you've seen. over 2 years ago
K-19: The Widowmaker. I don’t know about the film itself being erotic, but the title is euphemistically arousing.
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ANY SUGGESTIONS OF FILMS WITH THEMES OF REVENGE? over 2 years ago
“Revenge is best served after being fermented in an earthenware pot for 15 years.”
— Park Chan-wook
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Why does Adam Sandler never beat anyone up anymore? over 2 years ago
He’s become introspective and has now taken to beating himself up.
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Out 1 over 2 years ago
There’s a greater chance of archeologists actually finding Noah’s ark on Mount Ararat than there is of Out 1 being released by Criterion. It’s just not going to happen.
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