I’m thinking about using the term “movie” just to piss some people off. Wouldn’t that be hilarity?
I’m a fresh mind, and acknowledging I haven’t lived even two decades, I consider myself a last-resorting critic and one whose opinion cannot be supported via quotations from every film of every one of the masters. But I am slowly getting there, beginning with 2011 and working my way backwards. I don’t know how this method will pan out once 2012 arrives, but I will kill that whore when I get to it.
Edit: It is now 2012 and the whore is still running rampant.