It's not exactly the creature that scares the shit out of me. It's the ship.

Meryl, don't you have better new friends than Phyllida?

Truffaut and kids, one of the greatest equations of cinema. And "L'argent de poche" has a lot of kids in it.

All about Steve.

Taylor Lautner is more like an action figure than an action hero.

I can almost listen Radiohead's "No Surprises" playing during Sinise's last scene. It would be hilarious. Hilarious would be something better; much better.

L'Oréal.

I like to think about Titanic as a film about physics. Bodies and gravity.

Starts really bad, and then quickly gets worse, sinking into something that resembles a Xena spin-off pilot.

Good non-adaptation of Philip K. Dick's.

I couldn't help but think of a sort of Sex and the City for adults, but with some laughs and better scenes. Still bad, though.

Bad until the aliens. Worst after they show up. And you all noticed that Olivia Wilde's character turns out to be a cheat code, right?

It looks like Mel Gibson is doing an audition for Muppet Babies. And he doesn't get the part.

A 2011 release, but also a film from my childhood. In 2030 or so, many 30 year old men and women are going to talk about Super 8 with a smile on their faces. Might it be the "E.T." of a generation? Doubtfully. But it should.

Shitty movie. Yet, not so shocking as White Chicks.

A very long and very boring teaser for a very short and very edited teaser after the final credits. Skinny Evans looks like Dobby from Harry Potter.

One of the greatest biblical epics ever made. Denzel Washington plays Jesus Christ.

Good to know we will always have a film like "Do the Right Thing" to show that Haggisses and Iñárritus are just presumptuous index pages.

If there is such thing as obvious suffering, Iñárritu has definitely become the filmmaker of it.

At the end of the film, its title becomes ambiguous. Cool.

I was expecting to see a Kenneth Branagh's film, with all his shakespearean vision, more than a Marvel film, and that's what I saw; and a good one. "Thor" is not about gods, or even a god. It is a film about men.

Boring and annoying. I was hoping that Nigel could kill everyone there, except for the main couple.

Tony Jaa: the Fred Astaire of fighting.

The only valuable thing in this film is James Franco. He appears for five minutes.

A new Joan of Arc. A pop(ular?) one. A time when Godard was still only concerned about what Cinema should do, and not about what it should not. He was better at that time.

A sort of Xanadu of a new generation.

USA as a mental hospital, with a man named Cristo in charge.

"I consider myself still a student." Scorsese talking about films is better than any Film school.

Great work of yours, Vik Muniz, but try to be in a Banksy's documentary next time.

Venice. Crimes. Beautiful couple. BORING AS HELL.