Most people, this site included, don’t know how to talk about movies.
VIDEO GAMES THAT ARE BETTER THAN MOST MOVIES:
Metroid (1986) Nintendo
Snatcher (1988) Konami
Policenauts (1994) Konami
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998) Nintendo
Shenmue (1999) Sega
Resident Evil 4 (2005) Capcom
Mother 3 (2006) Nintendo
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Anyone ever play Majora’s Mask? Lars von Trier apparently did. That’s weird thought. The nihilistic manufactured genius of a Danish film director playing a Nintendo game. He’s a weird dude, though—I… read review
Let the Right One in is the most pretentious vampire movie I’ve ever seen. I mean it— where others have consistently championed this film for being a “fresh” and “modern” take on vampires, I see only… read review
Why do certain people love bad movies? They’re, like, bad, aren’t they? This is the question asked by Best Worst Movie , a documentary concerning the fandom of Troll 2, one of the most beloved worst… read review
Scorsese likens 3-D to early motion pictures: what once was mere gimmick now has the potential to be an artform. Too bad it’s nearly two and a half hours. There’s a reason that the Lumieres Brothers’… read review
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