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Malcolm Tent: Filmography

18 May 12
Spartacus

Definitely doesn't "feel" like a Kubrick film. Nevertheless I enjoyed it for it's sweeping sword and sandal epic qualities. Peter Ustinov is great. Always good to see Woody Strode's stony face. One of my biggest issues with the film was the music. Overbearing and saccharin.

Spartacus

I want to strangle Scott Pilgrim. Obnoxious movie based on an obnoxious comic book. Disappointed in Edgar Wright as I loved Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. This one though...it makes my stomach turn.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
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27 Mar 12
Cowboys & Aliens

I don't understand why everyone hated this movie so much. What were you expecting, Citizen Kane? It was fun and cowboys fought aliens and Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford ran around being hunky. What's the problem?!

Cowboys & Aliens
09 Mar 12
The Wicker Man

This is a modern masterpiece.

The Wicker Man
05 Mar 12
Deathstalker

Fantastic garbage.

Deathstalker
26 Feb 12
Cars 2

What the fuck Lasseter. What a boring waste of time.

Cars 2

-"And we can rust the whole world...and scatter it into the dust of the universe!" -"Sounds like fun."

Tetsuo, the Iron Man

3 stars for Guy Siner

Leprechaun 4: In Space
29 Jan 12
Leprechaun 3

3 stars for Lee Armstrong's outfit.

Leprechaun 3
29 Jan 12
Jason X

This movie redeemed itself completely for me with the hologram Crystal Lake scene. Gold.

Jason X

Norwegian Black Metal guys come off as spoiled, bratty, impotent dickheads. Interesting nonetheless. Don't tell them I said that though. They might stab me.

Until the Light Takes Us
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01 Dec 11
Drive

Shades of Steve McQueen and Clint Eastwood in Ryan Goslings performance. The Man With No Name.

Drive
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    Gosling's character is poorly written--clumsy and flat. As an actor, he's nowhere near the iconic status of Eastwood in the "Man With No Name" trilogy.

06 Jun 11
Torn Curtain

All in all not one of his best, but for a few key scenes (murder, bus etc).

Torn Curtain
13 May 11
Hulk

Far superior to the 2008 film

Hulk
20 Mar 11
The Room

What the fuck

The Room

Has anyone seen the remake?

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
03 Feb 11
The Fighter

The Mahones (the last fighters theme song) are friends of mine, toured with them a couple times. Great band, Awesome exposure, good movie.

The Fighter
03 Nov 10
Reefer Madness

watch it with the rifftrax audio commentary. too good.

Reefer Madness

Yea, it was ok. I'm a big Universal Monster fan and for me this one kinda lay down on it's side. Bela Lugosi is a shitty Monster. Lon Chaney was good though.

Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man
29 Oct 10
Clue

The different ending gimmick is awesome

Clue
18 Oct 10
Sleepaway Camp

A truly chilling ending.

Sleepaway Camp
01 Oct 10
Australia

meh

Australia
01 Oct 10
Ladyhawke

maybe it's because I didn't see this when I was a kid and have no feelings of nostalgia for it, but this movie made me feel ill.

Ladyhawke

ITS NAHT A TUMAH!!

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Chainsaw fight between Leatherface and Dennis Hopper?! YES PLEASE!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
06 Sep 10
Odor-Able Kitty

Pepe was always kind of on the verge of raping that poor cat.

Odor-Able Kitty

a long and arduous clunker of a movie

Brotherhood of the Wolf
06 Sep 10
Barney's Version

Im a huge fan of the book. Interested to see what happens with this.

Barney's Version
04 Sep 10
Cars

the only movie to smudge pixar's otherwise pristine track record.

Cars
04 Sep 10
Hancock

Started out great, could've gone somewhere very interesting. copped out.

Hancock
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