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Mother of God: Filmography

23 Apr 12
Total Recall

Why?

Total Recall
31 Mar 12
Last Cannibal World

Watched this movie with my family when I was 11 years old. Good times, man.

Last Cannibal World
28 Mar 12
Batman & Robin

*nipples*

Batman & Robin
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11 Feb 12
Cita

Hah hahaha.. I don't know who this person is but her name is similar to mine. So yeah... hahaheha hah.

Cast Member Still
23 Dec 11
Kristen Wiig

When I grow up I want to be Kristen Wiig's chin.

Cast Member Still
22 Dec 11
Kim Jong-il

I think Kim was a cool guy, eh fucked up a country and didn't afraid of anything.

Cast Member Still
19 Nov 11
Green Lantern

My favorite part of the movie is when I turned off the laptop after 15 minutes watching it.

Green Lantern
15 Oct 11
The Room

My most favorite sci fi movie.

The Room
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21 Sep 11
Jaden Smith

This kid is more annoying than chicken pox.

Cast Member Still
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19 Sep 11
Orphan

Isabelle Fuhrman is so getting into my "People I don't want to find standing at the end of my bed at night" list.

Orphan

Gary Cooper was so old here, he should be Audrey Hepburn's Santa Claus instead of her lover.

Love in the Afternoon
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    17Sep11

    I couldn't watch "The Misfits" for that reason. (B. Reynolds-M. Monroe version)

06 Aug 11
Into the Blue

2 solid stars because you guys said that this movie is directed by Jessica Alba.

Into the Blue
19 Jul 11
Drive Angry 3D

Rabble Rabble Rabble This Rabble Rabble Sucks Rabble Rabble Camel Rabble Rabble Dick Rabble Rabble Rabble.

Drive Angry 3D
06 Jul 11
A Free Ride

So okay, how do you exactly rate a porn movie?

A Free Ride
25 Jun 11
Sucker Punch

For a movie intended to be badass, this movie is badass-ly bad.

Sucker Punch
02 Jun 11
Pretty Woman

If you watch Pretty Woman backward, it's about how Richard Gere turns Julia Roberts into a whore.

Pretty Woman
01 Jun 11
Cin(T)a

Lumayanlah daripada lumanyun.

Cin(T)a
12 Apr 11
The Bodyguard

Watching this movie is about as fun as touching electric wire.

The Bodyguard

Had PETA existed back in 1900's.... they'd definitely go batshit crazy (not that they are not crazy enough today).

Electrocuting an Elephant
26 Mar 11
Hot Shots!

RIP handsome and less insane asshole, Young Charlie Sheen.

Hot Shots!
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22 Mar 11
The Breeders

Bang On!!!

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22 Mar 11
The Green Hornet

Nothing says 'FUCK YOU' better than giving the movie a solid one star.

The Green Hornet
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18 Mar 11
Begotten

That awkward moment when you heard the sound of him shitting all over his legs....

Begotten
13 Mar 11
Jesse Eisenberg

Dude's like a cooler version of Michael Cera. just saying..

Cast Member Still
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02 Mar 11
Jackass 3-D

Holy fuckbomb, imagine what this will look like If I ever saw it on 3-fucking-D! esp. that sweat cocktail scene.... Mother of God!

Jackass 3-D
21 Feb 11
The Cove

I guess saying quote from South Park's 'Fuck you Whale! Fuck you Dolphin!' is not that funny anymore...

The Cove
08 Feb 11
Tim Allen

the unfunniest comedian alive.

Cast Member Still
05 Feb 11
The Bitches

Definitely not a family movie. (lol..wut?)

The Bitches
04 Feb 11
Old Dogs

You know what's so AWESOME and SPECTACULAR about this movie? Nothing.

Old Dogs
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