Mother of God
8Feb12
bet you don't understand what I'm talking about.
Why?
Watched this movie with my family when I was 11 years old. Good times, man.
*nipples*
Hah hahaha.. I don't know who this person is but her name is similar to mine. So yeah... hahaheha hah.
When I grow up I want to be Kristen Wiig's chin.
I think Kim was a cool guy, eh fucked up a country and didn't afraid of anything.
My favorite part of the movie is when I turned off the laptop after 15 minutes watching it.
My most favorite sci fi movie.
This kid is more annoying than chicken pox.
Isabelle Fuhrman is so getting into my "People I don't want to find standing at the end of my bed at night" list.
Gary Cooper was so old here, he should be Audrey Hepburn's Santa Claus instead of her lover.
2 solid stars because you guys said that this movie is directed by Jessica Alba.
Rabble Rabble Rabble This Rabble Rabble Sucks Rabble Rabble Camel Rabble Rabble Dick Rabble Rabble Rabble.
So okay, how do you exactly rate a porn movie?
For a movie intended to be badass, this movie is badass-ly bad.
If you watch Pretty Woman backward, it's about how Richard Gere turns Julia Roberts into a whore.
Watching this movie is about as fun as touching electric wire.
Had PETA existed back in 1900's.... they'd definitely go batshit crazy (not that they are not crazy enough today).
Bang On!!!
Nothing says 'FUCK YOU' better than giving the movie a solid one star.
That awkward moment when you heard the sound of him shitting all over his legs....
Dude's like a cooler version of Michael Cera. just saying..
Holy fuckbomb, imagine what this will look like If I ever saw it on 3-fucking-D! esp. that sweat cocktail scene.... Mother of God!
I guess saying quote from South Park's 'Fuck you Whale! Fuck you Dolphin!' is not that funny anymore...
the unfunniest comedian alive.
Definitely not a family movie. (lol..wut?)
You know what's so AWESOME and SPECTACULAR about this movie? Nothing.
The title is a fucking WIN.