I like films. I like books. I like comic books. I like cars and small motorcycles and people who make art. I like strippers and people who grow their own food. If you like any of those things, or better yet, all of those things, let’s be friends.

If I could go back to school for anything it would be film. I would also like to learn how to groom dogs, especially poodles because those fools look ridiculous.

I secretly long to be swept off my feet by someone who likes cool shit.