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GuyPutOutYourCampfire!: Filmography

06 Feb 11
Good Will Hunting

This movie is a cheese ball. But it's kind of an entertaining "what if" story.

Good Will Hunting
01 Feb 11
All or Nothing

Mike Leigh's characteristically great characters are present, but it certainly isn't his strongest effort.

All or Nothing
11 Jan 11
Blue Valentine

I was really surprised because Michelle Williams way out-acted Ryan Gosling. Nothing really set this movie apart for me. Kind of typical. Also, they used Grizzly Bear and Department of Eagles wayyy too much in the soundtrack.

Blue Valentine
08 Jan 11
I'm Still Here

Not really fun, nor funny. It doesn't explore the nature of celebrity, either, which is what it's attempting to do. Instead, it wastes its time on dumb Bam Margera-esque antics. Could have been entertaining, given how funny the Letterman interview is. But it's really kind of a stupid mess.

I'm Still Here
31 Dec 10
Black Swan

This movie made me angry.

Black Swan
25 Dec 10
Robin Hood

It's like National Treasure, but with the Magna Carta instead of the Declaration of Independence.

Robin Hood
13 Dec 10
Marathon Man

Is it safe?

Marathon Man
08 Dec 10
The Room

The Room, however, is the awesomely hilarious camp fest I thought it would be. The icing on the cake, though, is in the interview Tommy Wiseau does in the DVD extras. Unintentionally funnier than any other movie I've seen in a lonnnng time.

The Room
08 Dec 10
Troll 2

This movie isn't the awesomely hilarious camp fest that I hoped it would be. It's actually not even all that funny, with one awesome exception, which is when the dad gives his "hunger pains" speach.

Troll 2
12 Nov 10
A Prophet

This is the best film I've seen all year.

A Prophet

Natalie Wood's character in this movie is pretty amusing. She does one thing and one thing only: Swoon.

Rebel Without a Cause
06 Nov 10
Eyes Without a Face

This movie is pretty cool, despite some dubious science. That mask is creepy!

Eyes Without a Face
20 Oct 10
Cría cuervos...

Fantastic drama, with higher purpose. This is a great, great film.

Cría cuervos...
17 Oct 10
Never Let Me Go

It was impossible for this movie to recreate the subtle reservation and suspense of the book, I guess. It did everything it could, though. But it still just kind of came off as a mopey romance thing, which is unfortunate. = (

Never Let Me Go
11 Mar 10
Transsiberian

Naive American tourists prevail over corrupt Russian social institutions. Right. Whatever. As the plot of this film unfolds, with the help of several ridiculous plot devices, it clearly reveals its mediocrity. It displayed interesting visual style, and for a while, great suspense. But ultimately...cliche.

Transsiberian
28 Jan 10
The Thin Red Line

The anti-Saving Private Ryan. Actually, it's pretty much the antithesis of every other successful war movie ever made. Filled to the brim with questions regarding nature and the human condition, it is confusing, chaotic, and deeply, richly beautiful.

The Thin Red Line
20 Jan 10
Irreversible

Beauty. Horror. Tender. Brutal. Time ruins everything. And not only that, the process is irreversible.

Irreversible
16 Jan 10
The Bad Sleep Well

A surprisingly bleak masterpiece. One of my favorite Kurosawa films.

The Bad Sleep Well
13 Jan 10
Diabolique

Brilliant in every possible way. This and The Wages of Fear remain two of the greatest thrillers ever made.

Diabolique
11 Jan 10
L'avventura

A very good film, and certainly the best exploration of this kind of subject matter that I've seen. But I wouldn't dare to call this film beautiful.

L'avventura
10 Jan 10
Army of Shadows

Greatest war film I've ever seen. Definitely. Without a single doubt.

Army of Shadows

The scene where the kids go to Okinawa or something and the whole thing is done on this home video grade camera is so wonderful. One of my favorite scenes ever. This is a great movie, which is something that I never would have expected..

All About Lily Chou-Chou
15 Dec 09
Sin nombre

Really great. But it never quite became the movie I wanted it to be. Initially it was extremely compelling, but it was kind of bogged down by (what is now) kind of tired gangland drama.

Sin nombre
10 Dec 09
Reprise

This film has a really beautiful scene, where Erik goes back to Paris and attempts to recreate the past with Kari. That scene alone is enough to make this a movie that I'll covet forever.

Reprise