“My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch
and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one
piece and short. I’m in a world of shit… yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.”
-Pvt. Joker
“Shit, that sounds so good, I might put that on my profile.”
-me
Animal Mother: You a photographer?
Pvt. Joker: I’m a combat correspondent.
Animal Mother: Well, you seen much combat?
Pvt. Joker: I’ve seen a little on TV.
Animal Mother: You’re a real comedian.
Pvt. Joker: Well they call me the Joker.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I’m gonna tear you a new asshole.
Pvt. Joker: (As John Wayne) Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my sheete.
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
For any of you LA natives; born in an unofficially titled neighborhood of NorthEast LA; Cypress Park. But don’t go around saying that aloud.
Currently in Pomona.
Futurely the Sombrero Galaxy.
I don’t know man. Joker had the “Im rubber, you’re glue” delivery. A hard ass like Animal Mother just couldn’t shake the feathers off Joker; battle goes to Joker.
Why you not goin’ to work?
I got fired yesterday.
No shit? I thought you had the day off yesterday.
I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, my supervisor called me about four o’clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes.
The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?
&
You better not tell anybody man.
Man, I’m not, man.
Keep it on the down low.
Alright brother. Damn.
(Looks around and yells) Hey. Smokey back here taking a shit!
Ezal!
Well, I won’t tell anybody else.
What are the best Brian De Palma's films? about 3 years ago
>Rudy V
Murder a la Mod just echoes throughout De Palma’s career.
That said, favorite De Palma:
BLOW OUT
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Why I Hate Trailers about 3 years ago
Check out this trailer I cut for a short film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCCUY2qBiFM
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Fav Ashby? about 3 years ago
Shampoo.
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Fav Ashby? about 3 years ago
Reconsidering, Shampoo is totally Beatty driven. With that, favorite Ashby; The Landlord
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The Auteurs' Fake Criterion Covers about 3 years ago
Oh shit, that Soul Plane is dope!
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The Auteurs' Fake Criterion Covers about 3 years ago
Don’t forget the film of our times…Baby Boy!
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The Auteurs' Fake Criterion Covers about 3 years ago
Thats it!
Samantha, you gotta do a Baby Boy cover…Criterion cover that is…
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What are your "Guilty Pleasure" films? about 3 years ago
a lot can go down between Thursday and Satuday…
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Top 5 De Palma's about 3 years ago
1. Blow Out
2. Dressed to Kill
3. Carlito’s Way
4. The Untouchables
5. Body Double
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Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford about 3 years ago
Best Western since Unforgiven
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Brian DePalma's Sisters about 3 years ago
Sisters has my favorite split-screen sequences, out of any of De Palma’s films.
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Film quotes you love about 3 years ago
“My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch
and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one
piece and short. I’m in a world of shit… yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.”
-Pvt. Joker
“Shit, that sounds so good, I might put that on my profile.”
-me
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Film quotes you love about 3 years ago
Animal Mother: You a photographer?
Pvt. Joker: I’m a combat correspondent.
Animal Mother: Well, you seen much combat?
Pvt. Joker: I’ve seen a little on TV.
Animal Mother: You’re a real comedian.
Pvt. Joker: Well they call me the Joker.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I’m gonna tear you a new asshole.
Pvt. Joker: (As John Wayne) Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my sheete.
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
One of my favorite verbal showdowns.
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Where are you from? about 3 years ago
For any of you LA natives; born in an unofficially titled neighborhood of NorthEast LA; Cypress Park. But don’t go around saying that aloud.
Currently in Pomona.
Futurely the Sombrero Galaxy.
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Film quotes you love about 3 years ago
I don’t know man. Joker had the “Im rubber, you’re glue” delivery. A hard ass like Animal Mother just couldn’t shake the feathers off Joker; battle goes to Joker.
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What is (are) your favorite frame(s)? about 3 years ago
Mean Streets. Greatest shot in the film.
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What is (are) your favorite frame(s)? about 3 years ago
Fuck it.
Mean Streets
The tracking shot of De Niro walking into the bar, with Jumpin Jack Flash playing.
Best shot in the film.
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TOP 10 FILMS FROM YOUR "BIRTH YEAR" about 3 years ago
1985. A year for some 80’s ass shit. Wish I could name ten.
After Hours
Ran
Brazil
Year of the Dragon
Rock IV
THE LAST DRAGON
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Film quotes you love about 3 years ago
What Film?
Why you not goin’ to work?
I got fired yesterday.
No shit? I thought you had the day off yesterday.
I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, my supervisor called me about four o’clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes.
The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?
&
You better not tell anybody man.
Man, I’m not, man.
Keep it on the down low.
Alright brother. Damn.
(Looks around and yells) Hey. Smokey back here taking a shit!
Ezal!
Well, I won’t tell anybody else.
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Favorite Lovers-on-the-Lam Picture about 3 years ago
Badlands.
Then it’s a tie between Bonnie & Clyde and The Sadist!
It’s a subject I can obsess over.
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The Auteurs' Fake Criterion Covers about 3 years ago
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Top Ten French Films about 3 years ago
so if it’s on criterion, then i has to be top ten?
criterion isn’t the end all to be all, when it comes to movies.
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Last movie you saw and rate it about 3 years ago
Abel Ferrara’s MS.45 – 9/10
Needs to be on the auteurs. Are there any Ferrara films on here?
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Which movies would you like to see on The Auteurs? about 3 years ago
More Abel Ferrara stuff; Bad Lieutenant, King of New York…
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The Auteurs' Fake Criterion Covers about 3 years ago
meh.

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Do you think there are subliminal messages in film? about 3 years ago
watch They Live. Greatest film. Ever.
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Favorite use of a song in a film. about 3 years ago
The Ronettes’ “Be My Baby” – Mean Streets
Rolling Stones’ “Jumpin Jack Flash” – Mean Streets
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STOP THE LISTS! about 3 years ago
you’re right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCCUY2qBiFM
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STOP THE LISTS! about 3 years ago
I saw “where” and “from”. Pomona now. It took 24yrs to get pushed 30 miles out of LA
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STOP THE LISTS! about 3 years ago
yeah, and I work at this dope video spot in Clermont. FREE RENTALS!
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