many millenia ago, my ancestors arrived on this planet from the wasabi star cluster. i now happily inhabit the human city of los angeles but frequently imagine what life may have been back on planet Paprika. Unfortunately, the planet has become an uninhabitable pressure cooker world like Venus since King Kumquat, in a drunken fit, destroyed our planet atmosphere generators, forcing the Paprikan people to migrate to earth. So here I am.












