I forgot that I was considering the sailor costume as well. Thanks for reminding me.
I really just want to be covered in blood though, so Pat B would work well.
movie guy creates baby by booby trap meets child and marrys her movie thing flies over my head at the bus stop zing
connection with nature
do not touch
yesterday in the shower I decided to kill some time by making up a story right on the spot and so I did:
so this man is like a hermit and keeps to himself most of the time but he happens to know of two very physically attractive people, one male and one female but he doesn’t really know them he just kind of stalks them when he’s lonely
anyways so one day he sees attractive man masturbating and so he goes and steals the tissue in which attractive man put his semen, and he sneaks into attractive woman’s shower and plants said semen on her loofa
later on she lathers herself up and unwillingly becomes pregnant. nine months later she gives birth to the most gorgeous female baby ever. many years later she meets the hermit and they fall in love and he tells her how she was created and she thanks him and they get married. the end
I always have a tough time with ratings because sometimes I’ll hate a film that I know was made brilliantly, or I’ll really enjoy something that was only mediocre.
I don’t think tears = 5 stars all the time though
Halloween Ideas over 2 years ago
I kind of want to be Patrick Bateman
but I was also hoping to find some creative ideas here!
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Halloween Ideas over 2 years ago
What’s the world series?
I forgot that I was considering the sailor costume as well. Thanks for reminding me.
I really just want to be covered in blood though, so Pat B would work well.
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Halloween Ideas over 2 years ago
those are not cute
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Halloween Ideas over 2 years ago
I didn’t have a problem with it, just said they weren’t cute. I actually thought that was an interesting post.
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DVD Burning Software lol over 2 years ago
lol hi i need this info too
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Black Swan discussion time! over 2 years ago
I thought it was fantastic, and not at all a waste of time.
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What is (are) your favorite frame(s)? over 2 years ago
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What is (are) your favorite frame(s)? over 2 years ago
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What is (are) your favorite frame(s)? over 2 years ago
close-up from Blue Velvet
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What films make you angry? over 2 years ago
I agree with Redletterprints,
also Inception and Machette.
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surrealmoviez.info over 2 years ago
i need an invitee
would be so grateful
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karagarga over 2 years ago
i kill for invite to surrealmoviez or karagarga.
please?
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hey someone tell me some good movies to download over 2 years ago
i want in on this *posting so I remember to come back
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all u smokers :O( over 2 years ago
i like
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surrealmoviez over 2 years ago
pssst………….. can I come in?
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karagarga over 2 years ago
^die
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Why do so many respected writers, filmmakers, artists, etc. criticize materialism, superficiality, and bourgeois values in their work when they in fact... over 2 years ago
Nico – Janitor of Lunacy
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Post Your Dreams! over 2 years ago
My mother was black and said: “you’re my only child and you are the devil”
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Meaningless Thread (Absmurdity) about 2 years ago
movie guy creates baby by booby trap meets child and marrys her movie thing flies over my head at the bus stop zing
connection with nature
do not touch
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Post a song you are currently listening to about 2 years ago
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Pitch me the worst idea for a movie you can think of about 2 years ago
yesterday in the shower I decided to kill some time by making up a story right on the spot and so I did:
so this man is like a hermit and keeps to himself most of the time but he happens to know of two very physically attractive people, one male and one female but he doesn’t really know them he just kind of stalks them when he’s lonely
anyways so one day he sees attractive man masturbating and so he goes and steals the tissue in which attractive man put his semen, and he sneaks into attractive woman’s shower and plants said semen on her loofa
later on she lathers herself up and unwillingly becomes pregnant. nine months later she gives birth to the most gorgeous female baby ever. many years later she meets the hermit and they fall in love and he tells her how she was created and she thanks him and they get married. the end
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Jazz Anyone? about 2 years ago
at my work they play the most obnoxious jazz music
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Jazz Anyone? about 2 years ago
it’s can’t-even-process-thoughts-how-many-saxophones-are-playing-over-eachother-i-have-a-headache jazz
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The Void about 2 years ago
Is it Tokyo? Is it the mental state induced by DMT? A Vagina? The after-life?
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Capsules of Cinema about 2 years ago
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emotional ratings about 2 years ago
I always have a tough time with ratings because sometimes I’ll hate a film that I know was made brilliantly, or I’ll really enjoy something that was only mediocre.
I don’t think tears = 5 stars all the time though
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Movies | Books | Music | Internet | Arts Φ What's Your Ratio? about 2 years ago
internet
muvi
book
music
art
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So Right On Topic: People You've Met on MUBI You'd Like to Sleep with about 2 years ago
no one yet ;););;) ;) ;) *~~~~<3 <3
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TUMBLR about 2 years ago
feigning.tumblr.com
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Post Your Dreams! over 1 year ago
It was all about almonds.
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