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Acephalous: Filmography

Leone's (Western) masterpiece. The Western to end all Westerns.

Once Upon a Time in the West
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20 Feb 11
Teorema

Every time I saw that freckled-faced, curly-haired bozo with his camera hopping around, I wanted to bludgeon him to death.

Teorema
20 Feb 11
The Prestige

Best Nolan movie ever.

The Prestige

The best adaptation of a Bret Easton Ellis novel to date, which is to say not very good at all.

The Girlfriend Experience
20 Feb 11
The Brothers Bloom

Awful! Couldn't make it 20 minutes into this patchwork of quirkiness.

The Brothers Bloom
20 Feb 11
Brick

It's like watching a toddler trying to smoke a cigarette and look cool.

Brick
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ConallVision, keldon, Echydo

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    Echydo

    5Nov11

    Exactly what I felt like while watching. The photography is great but the acting and dialogues, while not bad, "try too hard".

20 Feb 11
Magnolia

Anderson said it was his best, and after There Will Be Blood, it still is his best.

Magnolia
20 Feb 11
Beau travail

Awesomely captures unrequited love and jealousy. Ending is... damn near perfect.

Beau travail
20 Feb 11
Dušan Makavejev

It's too bad this guy never adapted a Thomas Pynchon novel! He'd be perfect.

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20 Feb 11
Jia Zhangke

I feel like I need to study modern Chinese history and economics in order to understand his movies. And drink a lot of Red Bull as well.

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20 Feb 11
Brian De Palma

Don't get what is so great about this guy. He sure is campy though.

Cast Member Still
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    Scout

    9Oct11

    Dude mystifies me. He steals and steals and steals and his films look like shit and everybody can't wait to apologize for him.

20 Feb 11
The Man from London

Tarr's most disappointing effort for me. All style... very little substance.

The Man from London
20 Feb 11
Funny Games U.S.

Hey I got a great idea! Let's re-make the same movie thinking somehow after Hostel and the Saw movies American audiences are going to be pummeled by my satirical art-masterpiece that shoots itself in the foot repeatedly from frame one!

Funny Games U.S.
20 Feb 11
Michael Haneke

Too bad there isn't an "Unlike" option. Haneke is overrated and intellectually lame.

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20 Feb 11
L'avventura

Don't understand the fuss, and may never want to.

L'avventura
20 Feb 11
Doctor Chance

This is one of the most entertaining movies ever made. Exhilarating, delirious... no place for me!

Doctor Chance
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Horrific and stunning. Jacobs has more visual firepower than Gaspar Noe and Darren Aronofsky and is 100 times smarter.

Capitalism: Child Labor
20 Feb 11
Crimson Gold

Absolutely masterful and touching.

Crimson Gold
20 Feb 11
Ballad of Narayama

I get the feeling this is what life is: tough resilience.

Ballad of Narayama
20 Feb 11
My Ain Folk

More people need to see this film! Fans of silent cinema and "slow" cinema, watch out!

My Ain Folk
20 Feb 11
Lessons of Darkness

Would be Herzog's ultimate masterpiece... had he not decided to do voice-over narration.

Lessons of Darkness
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    souljacker

    24Mar11

    What? There's no way his voice-overs would take away from anything

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    Patrick

    7Jun11

    hell yah! motha fucka be talking the real shit, this ain't be no koyaanisqatsi !

20 Feb 11
Plastic Bag

One of Herzog's worst. It was the "bag scene" from American Beauty recapitulated with Herzog's ponderous pondering that amounted to absolutely nothing.

Plastic Bag

It feels wrong to be a fan of a movie that hits you square in the nuts.

The Forest for the Trees
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