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Stu Witmer
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About Me

My profile was too long (I LOVE to write about ME!) and it was clogging up this page so I moved it here

About My Stars: The number of stars I rate a movie means how much I liked it. I’ve seen lots & lots of movies that rate 0 stars. My rating of 1 or 2 stars does not mean I think the picture stinks. Three stars is a good, solid movie. Four stars is an excellent movie with a problem or two. Five is heavenly! IMHO that is.

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The General

Every train gag you can imagine is executed with impeccable comedic timing in this finely crafted knee-slapper. And that's just the beginning... There's the Civil War too and this time The South wins! No CGI here, these are real stunts actually performed on moving trains, not toys. Zany laffs by the trainload.

Style

  • Auteur-driven
  • Serene & subtle
  • Nouvelle vague
  • Canonical classics
  • Of-the-past
  • High Art
  • Other-worldly
  • Avant-garde

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Stu Witmer

5Apr13

What a shame! here's another one not listed in MUBI. Borderline (1950) Back when maryjane was illegal undercover agents try stop either Raymond Burr or a parrot (I can't be sure, I wasn't watching it close enough to tell) smuggle a load of reefer over the titular Borderline. Borderline also happens to be the name of a totally wacky, sleezy cantina song and dance routine by an uncredited choreographer that's the highpoint of the film. Don't miss it! Miguel's hat is to die for. The pot {sic} boils throughout.

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Stu Witmer

26Mar13

Hey! I just watched this ding-dang move and it isn't even listed in MUBI! How'm I gonna warn you to keep away!? The X From Outer Space (1967) Aside from some really hilarious dialogue and a music track that sounds like it's a band practicing to play a high school mixer, this dreadful waste of time has little to recommend it. Since this is Japanese monster movie to tell you that the monster is a guy in a rubber suite and "it's now on a rampage and headed for Tokyo" would be no spoiler. You can guess what happens when it get there. Take the advice of one of the characters: "Hey, research is fun and all, but sometimes you gotta rest."

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Stu Witmer

6Dec12

Having been very favorably impressed by Joon-ho Bong's "Mother" (2009) some time ago, I've just finished a triple bill of "Barking Dogs Never Bite" (2000), "The Host" (2006) and "Memories of Murder" (2003). All I can say at this point is that the films were terrifically diverse (each & all) yet cohesive as the work of a single director. More later, after I've had a chance to mull them over.

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chanandre

27Sep12

"My profile was too long (I LOVE to write about ME!) and it was clogging up this page so I moved it" lol, I feel you man! "Hitler's Madman" fan? love it!

Reviews

Displaying 4 of 24 reviews.
Firewall

Firewall

Harrison Ford looks as if he is wearing a wig used to mop the floor of SeaTac airport. He’s acting as if someone will murder his family if he acts well. The turgid plot is as full of holes as if it…  read review

Signs

Signs

This movie has more holes than a moth-eaten old coat… and it is about as interesting to watch. If I understand the story, the entire earth has to suffer an alien invasion so Mel can get his faith in…  read review

The Fall of the Roman Empire

The Fall of the Roman Empire

Great sets!

Particularly “Fort Apache, the Rhine” in the first hour. The Barbarian village toward the end is good too. By far the best work by the team that brought you “El Cid” and “55 Days…  read review

The Mechanical Man

The Mechanical Man

There’s not much left of this Italian silent movie from 1921 but since it’s only 26 minutes long it’s worth a look. Though large chunks of the film are missing and the continuity is in tatters, viewers…  read review

Ratings

Displaying 4 of 1916 ratings
Zero Dark Thirty

Zero Dark Thirty

  • Currently 1.0/5 Stars.
By the Bluest of Seas

By the Bluest of Seas

  • Currently 3.0/5 Stars.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

  • Currently 1.0/5 Stars.
The Color of Pomegranates

The Color of Pomegranates

  • Currently 1.0/5 Stars.