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Michael
Convery
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About Me

A flawed attempt at ranking films. Without a doubt, I don’t always rate according to this system, and when it comes to films that I want to give 5 stars I practically ignore it. Note, this is not a competitive ranking system. (Work in progress)
0 stars= I can’t objectively rank the movie. That doesn’t mean I didn’t like the movie

1 star=

2 stars= Mediocre. Ironically, the worst rating, because a 1 star can be so bad it is good.

3 stars= Good, but flawed.
.Didn’t achieve its full potential
.Great idea, poor execution.
.Poor idea, great execution.
.Inconsistent with its greatest strengths
.Does not quite achieve its own intentions.
.Possibly doesn’t make its intentions clear

3.5 stars= 3 star films that I was tempted to call great, but there were faults too major to ignore. (see my list)

4 stars= Great movie, any flaws are overshadowed by its greatness.
.Achieved its full potential
.Great idea, great execution
.Consistent with its greatest strengths .
.It achieved its own intentions.

4.5 stars= 4 star films that I wanted to give my biased 5 stars, but didn’t. My appreciation of them is edging near the blindingly biased love of my 5 stars. (See my list)

5 stars= those great movies that are above 4 stars for purely personal aesthetics. When I give a film 5 stars, I’m giving it 4 stars with my head, 5 stars with my heart. This ranking should not be allowed for commercial criticism because it is too biased.

Latest Update

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Exit Through the Gift Shop

Art playing (defensively? pathetically?) with stickered mirrors upon stickered mirrors upon stickered mirrors, while trapped in a corner by a mob of pimps and semi-circle jerkers.

Favorite Films

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David Grillo

10Feb12

How did you get to see Parisfal? Did you pay for the dvd? it's about 100 bucks on amazon last I checked.

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Kenji

25Dec11

You have freshened up the forum very nicely

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    Michael Convery

    25Dec11

    I've been cramped up in my house like a Hermit for over ten ,watching great movies, with only dogs to talk down to.

Wants To Watch

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Ratings

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Exit Through the Gift Shop

Exit Through the Gift Shop

  • Currently 4.0/5 Stars.
Double Indemnity

Double Indemnity

  • Currently 4.0/5 Stars.
Moon

Moon

  • Currently 3.0/5 Stars.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

  • Currently 4.0/5 Stars.