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Chris
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About Me

Movies rock. I wish more people knew that.

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Samson vs. the Vampire Women

If you can read that IMDB description and still have no interest in seeing this movie then fuck you completely.

Favorite Films

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Style

  • Auteur-driven
  • Melancholy
  • Zip, whiz, and energetic!
  • Serene & subtle
  • Wildly romantic
  • Fashionable alienation
  • Deliriously surreal
  • Canonical classics
  • Of-the-moment
  • Of-the-past
  • Other-worldly
  • Coming-of-Age
  • Avant-garde

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La Schiff

10May12

HAHAHAH YES . i agree about the animation.. it was weird and not necessary . love henry dargerrr. what other art/artists are you into?

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Sarah J. Bean

12Mar12

Watch Pierrot le fou, Chris! Watch it now!

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AntioneOscar69

12May11

Hoffman seems foolish, stubborn, and cruel to Amy in that scene. Note after all the carnage he barely pats her head and instead goes off with Niles. His thirst for violence and machismo causes his already weak relationship with his wife fall apart.

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Sarah J. Bean

11May11

You aren't pretentious about film but are a grander fan of it than many know-it-alls on this site. You like Sylvain Chomet and Takaski Miike. And you gave Milk 5 stars. You're great!

Reviews

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Sundays and Cybele

Sundays and Cybele

Sundays and Cybele is a lost treasure from the ’60s about a brain-damaged pilot named Pierre, Cybele the orphan and Pierre’s girlfriend. What comes from this mixture is one of the strangest and most…  read review

Shadow of a Doubt

Shadow of a Doubt

The very first Alfred Hitchcock movie I saw when I was young was The Birds. It sucked, and it put me off of his movies for a very long time. It’s only been since a few months ago that I’ve started…  read review

Running Scared

Running Scared

This movie is fucking magnificent. I don’t want to talk too much about it because I want you to be completely unprepared for the volley of jaw-dropping bedlam that is about to befall you.

I…  read review

Easy A

Easy A

Alright. So, this movie. I have a hard time knowing what to feel about it.

On the one hand:

+There are some really great preformances; Emma Stone is a fantastic leading lady, the kid…  read review

Ratings

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Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget

  • Currently 3.0/5 Stars.
Samson vs. the Vampire Women

Samson vs. the Vampire Women

  • Currently 5.0/5 Stars.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

  • Currently 1.0/5 Stars.
Roll Bounce

Roll Bounce

  • Currently 3.0/5 Stars.