Wu Yong
9May12
15,000 kittens are stabbed in the head with pencils each year.
Samantha: Filmography
THEN I'LL BLOW THIS PLACE UP AND BE HOME IN TIME FOR CORN FLAKES >:O
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♪ Puppies in a cuuup / Missing their feet / It's wrrrooonnnggg ♪ Hi, I'm white lady.
Teenage Kitchen Fondue
I guess some stuff happened but all I could see was Jeremy Renner's butt!
Artax, please! You're letting the sadness of the swamps get to you! You have to try! You have to care!
"Mike, if I run out of vomit can I have some of yours?" "Throw some Miracle-Gro in his eyes!" "The script to Billy Madison 2 is kept hidden in here." "It's a praying mantis in a party dress! Oh no, it's her. Sorry." "This scene really makes me want to go clubbing... THE DIRECTOR OF THIS FILM!"
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JEDIDARRICK
12May12
Hobgoblins! Hobgoblins! What do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here, they're over there, those darn hobgoblins are everywhere! Love MST3K.
Oh ba-rother.
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"Why is there a watermelon there?" "I'll tell you later."
"Pythag, old boy, put ‘er there!"
♪ An albinooo, a mosquitooo, mee mee mee mo ♪
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Steppin' in a rhythm to a Kurtis Blow, who needs to think when your feet just go.
Please, Lord-uh. Bring back I.B. Bangin', Lord-uh. You have the power, Jesus-uh! You have the might-uh! You have the super light-uh! to spare this worthless man.
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"A pale grey light on the skirts of the flying tempest displayed the dawn. Richard was walking hurriedly. The green drenched weeds lay all about in his path, bent thick, and the forest drooped glimmeringly."
I finally played a scene with Neville Sinclair.
Ryan Gosling, you lookin' good in dem jeans. I bet you'd look even better with me in between.
God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the Earth.
It's over, Brad. I had a fire and almost died and he came and he almost died 'cause he cares about the same things and that shows there's no nothing, even when you die, and he *likes* the bonnet.
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Once I played nurse with the boy next door and got sued for malpractice.
Meeeow.
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“Do you know what ‘derivative’ means?” “No…" “Why not? Get out of here.”
Cried like a babby.
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I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
Ah, the crossest man in Scotland.
I just bought a Remy PEZ dispenser :3
She doesn't even have SEGA. She's such a troglodyte.
IT GOES THERE.
I wonder if it's better for people who grew up ridin' the ride at Disneyland. The dog with the keys! Everyone at my showing (in SoCal) went nuts over that!
Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger bananahead.
