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sensational metro world tour '84: Filmography

14 Sep 11
Become An Artist

speaking from my own art school experience this is pretty much accurate

Become An Artist

glover's roadhouse event supports and enhances the movie in a way that makes me unsure it could survive outside of that personal ritual.

It Is Fine. Everything Is Fine!

"i noticed you have braces. i have braces too."

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

this movie is an endless toy commercial but i won't lie, i watched it like 900 times when i was six and i can still probably quote most of the dialogue if prompted :( sorry, cinema

Transformers: The Movie
25 May 11
Fast Five

i was really disappointed that the post-credits sequence wasn't vin and the rock just full-on making out

Fast Five
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06 Mar 11
Charles Grodin

CALL CHARLES GRODIN A BITTER OLD MAN ONE MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Cast Member Still

this might be my favorite movie title ever.

Unbelievable Adventures of Italians in Russia
18 Feb 11
Broadcast News

$19,000. not bad.

Broadcast News
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a decent primer if you know very little about him, and plenty of talking heads to inform you why you're wrong to know very little about him. but if you know more than "he existed and was influential" the most you're going to learn here is trivia

William S. Burroughs: A Man Within
28 Jan 11
Smithereens

richard hell is adorable, in that "not really all that adorable" kind of way

Smithereens
26 Dec 10
Moon

jesus christ it's so good to see models again and not cgi

Moon
22 Nov 10
TRON

i wish modern cgi looked half as cool as a bunch of dudes in glow-dicked spandex drinking weirdly lit water

TRON

i have never in my entire life seen a single more expensive powerpoint presentation.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
02 Nov 10
Carlos

just sat through 5 hours and 20-or-so minutes of truly compelling meditation on the process of mediocritization that comes with getting old and paunchy

Carlos
01 Nov 10
House

okay i just saw this on the big screen and like i made two faces throughout, with zero exceptions: it was either :O or :D straight through. my lips were so dry, and these pretzels are making me thirsty.

House
01 Nov 10
Fright Night

chris sarandon is, no lie, the shooter mcgavin of vampires. and i adore him for that. less so for the questionable sexual politics of turning a lesbian into baraka from mortal kombat ii, which i suspect would be referred to as "problematic" by people getting degrees in this BS.

Fright Night
01 Nov 10
Re-Animator

one day i prayed to jesus that i would get to see a severed head attempt cunnilingus on a woman who posed for playboy and the next day i saw "re-animator" before jesus turned it into a fish which i then ate.

Re-Animator
13 Feb 10
The Hunger

not gonna lie: i gave this three stars and i think three of them are just for my memory of the bauhaus bits at the beginning. but god those bits are so cool

The Hunger
15 Jan 10
The Model Couple

i loved everything about this but GOD did the music grate after a while. who would have thought that music produced in the 70s would be so gaudy?

The Model Couple
08 Oct 09
Salesman

This is nothing less than a document of the death of the great American hunter-gatherer, one failed sale at a time.

Salesman
17 Sep 09
Broken Embraces

A good story, well-acted, but not particularly well-told (which, in a movie about storytelling itself, seems to be a bit of a cardinal sin). It's all told out of chronological order, but the pacing of the order felt... off, like it lost its rhythm somewhere in the middle. Worth seeing -- not worth canonizing among Almodovar's more spectacular triumphs.

Broken Embraces

Pennebaker's done better film-wise, but the strength of the concert alone is enough to earn five stars from me.

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars