Likes: Coffee and cake, the smell of new books, the noise the TARDIS makes, stroking animals, playing with accents, cracking my knuckles, minimalism, everything in it’s right place (but it so rarely is), being nice to people.

Dislikes: Football, smoking, the smell of alleyways on a Saturday night, writing anything meaningful in greetings cards, typing “teh” when I mean to type “the”, midges and mosquitoes, having to have SHOUTY conversations in people’s ears in clubs. And coriander. I bloody hate coriander. And teenagers (and Americans) who say “Like” every other word.