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Favorite opening scene about 3 years ago

se7en. favorite opening credits of all goddamn time.

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What films do you always catch shit for for not liking? about 3 years ago

forrest gump. i hate that sappy bullshit.

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Mindfuck Films about 3 years ago

twin peaks definitely. mindfucked the hell out of me.

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Top Animated Films about 3 years ago

miyazaki anything. it’s all incredible.

in no particular order: fantasia, triplets of belleville, persepolis, yellow submarine, the incredibles, south park: bigger, longer, and uncut, wall-e, and i’m not sure if it counts because it’s not entirely animated, but the animation in pink floyd’s the wall is awesome.

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Disturbing Movies that You Love... about 3 years ago

the one movie that immediately came to mind was oliver hirschbiegel’s das experiment. i’m sure i’ve seen more disturbing things, but this is the only movie that i’ve ever had a physical reaction to. when it was done, i honestly thought i was going to puke. in an amazingly fantastic way though.

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When I say "A Perfect Film", What One Film Pops Into Your Head First? about 3 years ago

there’s more, but moulin rouge would have to be one of them. i’m so deeply in love with everything about that movie. i could probably watch it every day for the rest of my life and never get tired of it.

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This should be good almost 3 years ago

i didn’t think this was a bag on funny games u.s. forum..
love you gino :) hahaha

recently i’ve been kind of obsessing over jan svankmajer’s short films, they’re fantastic.

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Do You Have a Dog? almost 3 years ago

@ perfumed dandy, i might want to marry you.

i have a dog named max. he’s about four, we think. we adopted him from a woman right before he was going to be sent away to a shelter. he’s some sort of pointer mix, but we don’t really know. he’s probably close to seventy pounds, but he thinks he’s a lap dog. which is always great.
he’s possibly the sweetest dog in the universe who somehow almost never barks or pees in the wrong place or causes any turmoil/annoyance in the household.
oh, and he has a huge spot in the shape of a heart on his right side :)
:D

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Do You Have a Dog? almost 3 years ago

sidenote: the reason i think i want to marry perfumed dandy is because of the comment about the “Tom Cruises of dogs.” that made me grin like an idiot.

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6D? almost 3 years ago

@ Justin Vicari: Well, but what if Scarlett Johannson actually comes down off the screen and sits in your lap and makes out with you? That might not be bad.

truuuuuuue that.

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Best 31 comedies of all-time almost 3 years ago

anchorman is so fucking funny it should be illegal. and even though it may not be considered “quality cinema”, zack & miri make a porno seriously kept me laughing throughout the entire movie.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

started this on a whim..
by the way, if you’re gonna be a dick and bag on people for movies they’re already ashamed of enjoying, then you can go fuck yourself and not post.

let’s hear ’em!

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

daniel- i’m working on finding them, i promise! :)
and i second the kung pow motion haha.

this pains me to admit, even on this thread.
beauty shop with queen latifah >.< i think i’ve seen it about 15 times, i kid you not.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

sorry poopbutt, my standards are a bit higher. and i don’t have cankles, i actually have great legs, thankkkk you very much. AND i’m way too busy fucking gino, so get over yourself.
:)

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

hahahahaha. yeah because i remember how gay guys like to fuck chicks. and if i’m that fat and ugly, why do you want to fuck me so bad? is it because no heterosexual chicks want to be in your general vicinity? figures.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

oh god poopbutt, you’re such a manly man! bagging on people over the internet like all the other brave men do. one could only ever aspire to be as courageous as cool as you are.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

oh god poopbutt, you’re such a manly man! bagging on people over the internet like all the other brave men do. one could only ever aspire to be as courageous as cool as you are.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

oh god poopbutt, you’re such a manly man! bagging on people over the internet like all the other brave men do. one could only ever aspire to be as courageous as cool as you are.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

why thank you gino, took the words right out of my mouth :)

now back to the subject at hand..
what are movies that everyone’s ashamed of liking?

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What is your favorite "pair" of people who work in films? almost 3 years ago

seconding the P.T. anderson and philip seymour hoffman. LOOOVEEE LOVE LOVE them.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

poopbutt, is the reason you’re so avidly bashing gino’s untrue sexuality because you’re really insecure about your own homosexuality?
not that that would be a bad thing, due to the fact that i’m not a homophobic, ignorant jackass like yourself.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

embarrassed of what?
poopbutt, please go fuck your sister, you stupid fucking redneck.

and gino i know haha i’m really ashamed for wasting my time like this

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

and yeah gino, i think i’m done with this.
oopyman- i’ve done you no wrong here.

now, anyone who wants to post about the actual relevant topic, please do so :)

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

i’m considering starting this thread again so no one else has to read this shit _
some people really do have nothing better to do.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

wow poopbutt you’re done, just stay out of it.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

oopyman, i’ll be your friend haha.

lmao i know hahaha.
and yeah, Justin Vicari, it really wasn’t the purpose. some people have nothing better to do than fuck otherwise alright threads up.

i’d REALLY love to get back on topic now.

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

Justin, wanna do me a huge favor and tell us a shitty movie that you’re ashamed of liking so we can end all this nonsense?

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shitty movies that you're ashamed of liking almost 3 years ago

thank you oopyman :D

ahahahaha. well played, justin, well played.
and i am too. a little.

come onnnnn gino. like you’ve never really enjoyed some totally shit ass movie?

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What two people do you always get mixed up? almost 3 years ago

@ malick663- i get koteas and meloni mixed up too!

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