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sandwiches: Filmography

28 May 12
Cosmopolis

Looking forward to J. Hoberman giving this a big thumbs up.

Cosmopolis
16 May 12
Cosmopolis

Looking forward to teenage girls starting dumpster fires after watching this film.

Cosmopolis
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17 Mar 12
Abbas Kiarostami

Kiarostami filming in Japan? FUCK YES!

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17 Mar 12
Drive

Should have been a lot better than it was.

Drive
03 Feb 12
The Tree of Life

One of the most self-indulgent and empty films ever made. No exaggeration. Episodic, overwrought crap. Pretends to be mystically incomprehensible and profound but is nothing more than trite cliches. Poooop.

The Tree of Life
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07 Dec 11
The Tree of Life

Is there a more bloated ending in the entire history of the cinema?

The Tree of Life
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25 Nov 11
The Captive

Don't ever trust a lesbian! Great adaptation of Proust and what an ending! Devastating.

The Captive
19 Nov 11
Shirin

Contains all of the cinema. One wonders if Kiarostami hasn't taken the medium as far as it can go.

Shirin
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    Bleu Poster

    20Dec11

    When I read this before seeing it, I had an impulse to type an angry rebuttal. Now that I have experienced it, I'm not so sure if your words were hyperbolic.

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    rado

    23Dec11

    Yes, he's been doing it all the time. "Taste of Cherry", "10", "Certified Copy" and especially "Close-up" are all fully accomplished experiments that push the boundaries of cinema.

12 Aug 11
Time Regained

Brilliant adaptation. The only way Proust could, or should, ever be filmed.

Time Regained
10 Jul 11
The Tree of Life

A disappointment. I don't feel like it coheres a film and for all its overt sentimentality, leaves the viewer cold. LA times critic Turan put it well, "it's a film you can admire but not embrace."

The Tree of Life
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    Bleu Poster

    10Jul11

    Perhaps it's worth revisiting. I was bewildered on first watch, and only came to embrace it on the second.

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    sandwiches

    12Jul11

    I'll definitely be seeing it a second, possibly a third time. I was pretty amazed in parts but by the end I just felt disappointed. I wasn't really confused, but was expecting more from a film that had it all.

13 May 11
The Tree of Life

MY BODY WILL NEVER BE READY!

The Tree of Life
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13 May 11
The Tree of Life

MY BODY IS NOT READY! MY BODY IS NOT READY!

The Tree of Life
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31 Aug 10
Summer Hours

Expected something beyond mediocre from this supposed "film critic" and "die-hard cinephile." Old woman talking about her impending death. *cue sappy harp music*

Summer Hours
09 Aug 10
Inception

Nolan, like Cobb, loses himself in these shared dreams. Like a director for whom reality isn't enough, he must return to these fabricated dreams. If you can accept this premise, then the question becomes not "is this a dream or reality?" but can cinema truly affect people's lives or is that just a dream of the director's, who is incapable of coming to grips with reality.

Inception
09 Aug 10
Inception

The fanboys who love it don't get it, and the haters miss the mark entirely.The film is not about literal dreams. It's a film about filmmaking posed as a psychological heist film. Cobb is the film director, who assembles his 'heist' team, composed of a script-writer, producer, actor, etc, and he creates these shared dream experiences with the subject/audience while trying to plant a message into the audience's heads.

Inception
23 Jul 10
Inception

Best film about films since Mulholland Dr and a true heir, and dare I say, successor to 8 1/2. Cobb becomes Nolan, who dreams up the cinema only to get lost, perhaps permanently, within it. The ending forces us to question whether dreaming liberates us or restrains us or both. Brilliant film, haters gonna hate.

Inception
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30 May 10
Early Summer

I wasn't "sold" on Ozu when I started the film, about half-way it "clicked," and by the end of the film I was holding back (manly) tears.

Early Summer
03 May 10
The Devil, Probably

In light of the recent oil spill in the gulf, I have not been able to stop thinking of this film.

The Devil, Probably
28 Apr 10
Benny's Video

O_O

Benny's Video
19 Apr 10
Close-Up

Directed at Kimberly: That's the beauty of the film, intentional or not? Fictional or not?

Close-Up
31 Mar 10
The Room

Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep.

The Room
08 Mar 10
Pickpocket

This film has done nothing for me, twice. That said, Bresson's worst is still very good.

Pickpocket
26 Feb 10
Shutter Island

Not as bad as people make it out to be, but then again it's not a masterpiece by any means. I believe it was intended to be predictable, hell, even the trailer gave it away and this is precisely why it works. I AM A DULY APPOINTED FEDERAL MARSHALL!

Shutter Island
12 Feb 10
Elephant

This film should be mandatory viewing for anyone between the ages of 14 and 20. I rarely see such a perfect harmony of content and form. About half way through the film I asked myself if it was possible for Van Sant to do Tarr better than Tarr. Take that as you will.

Elephant
11 Feb 10
Colossal Youth

Ditto, Roger. Plus two other Costa's.

Colossal Youth
08 Feb 10
Ludivine Sagnier

do want

Cast Member Still
10 Dec 09
Nine

Ew.

Nine
09 Dec 09
The Night Porter

Now I don't want to ruin the movie for anyone, myself included. By does that picture not look like a young Alain Delon in drag?

The Night Porter
12 Oct 09
Pather Panchali

So much beauty in this film.

Pather Panchali
18 Sep 09
The Road

Tyler, maybe you need to re-read this "incredible" book. But yes, this is classic McCarthy but my expectations are low for this film. : (

The Road