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WORST FILMS OF 2009 over 2 years ago

Sure some of these had some value somewhere in there but it was not enough to make these film either good or enjoyable enough to not make you feel like you wasted your time. Some may even make you physically ill.

10. The Fast And The Furious –

Sure it’s nice to see Vin Diesel on the big screen again but in continuing his streak of truly awful films (it’s more rare to see him in a good one)
He went to the franchise that made him a star and abandoned only to make a truly horrible sequel and bring most of the original cast with him.

9. Miss March

8. Gamer

7. Big Stan

sure it went straight to home video but was anyone really waiting for the directorial debut of Rob Schneider, Plus it’s sad this was David Carradine’s Last film.

6. Friday The 13th (Remake) –

Was this really necessary why not just make a updated sequel instead the only thing good in this film were the various nude scenes. I hated the general stereotyping and explaining how Jason stalks his victim and if he’s a killing machine how is he taking hostages and feeding them and getting them water ad keeping them shockingly clean. Plus breaks a horror rule by killing a innocent.

5. Obsessed

the movie is bad then makes you wait until the end to see this catfight which also sucks after all this build-up and waiting

4. I Love You, Beth Cooper –

Loved the book they massacred it even though the writer wrote the screenplay especially disappointing since Chris Columbus used to know how to direct teen movies plus who has graduation parties during the day

3. The Last House On The Left (Remake) –

It’s really bad when the modern remake doesn’t go as far as the 70’s original

2. My Bloody Valentine 3-D (Remake)

1. Janky Promoters

Insulting and stereotypical and just bad

Now I didn’t See – Final Destination 4, Saw VI, The Surrogates,

Year One, Fighting and G.I. Joe i surprisingly liked

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WORST FILMS OF 2009 over 2 years ago

Year one was bad more mediocre but not one of the worst i wish i would have remembered the informers that would have been my #2 of the year janky promoters went straight to home video. alot of these films on the worst list of other i knowingly skipped becasue i knew they would be bad maybe if they are on cable i will sample them

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TOP MOVIES OF THE DECADE over 2 years ago

NOT REALLY IN ORDER UNTIL YOU GET TO NUMBER 30

MASTER & COMMANDER

HELLBOY 2

THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP

COLLATERAL

MILLION DOLLAR BABY

THE GOOD THIEF

GRINDHOUSE

LOST IN TRANSLATION

ZOMBIELAND

KING OF KONG

BLACK BOOK

STAR TREK

ELEPHANT

THE WRESTLER

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

ME, YOU & EVERYONE WE KNOW

BIRTH

AKEELAH & THE BEE

BEFORE SUNSET

THE PROPOSITION

JUNO

THE HOST

GOOD HAIR

THE LIFE AQUATIC

BLACK DYNAMITE

TIME CRIMES

THIRTEEN

SUNSHINE

TRAINING DAY

BRICK

I’M NOT THERE

SEXY BEAST

OFFSIDE

COMMON WEALTH

KILL BILL. VOLUME 1 + 2

GANGS OF NEW YORK

I HEART HUCKABEES

CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS

IN BRUGES

KISS KISS BANG BANG

THE PIANIST

ZODIAC

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

UNBREAKABLE

21 GRAMS

THE AVIATOR

THE FILTH AND THE FURY

THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

500 DAYS OF SUMMER

VOLVER

MYSTERIOUS SKIN

ADAPTATION

BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE

30 – FARENHEIT 9/11

29 – UNITED 93

28 – SYMPATHY FOR LADY VENGENCE

27 – DISTRICT 9

26 – 4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS, 2 DAYS

25 – 24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE

24 – THE HURT LOCKER

23 – JESUS’ SON

22 – THE ROYL TENNENBAUMS

21 – THIS IS ENGLAND

20 – CHILDREN OF MEN

19 – THE INCREDIBLES

18 – THE DEPARTED

17 – OLDBOY

16 – THE DARK KNIGHT

15 – 13 TZAMETTI

14 – WHEN THE LEVEES BROKE

13 – DEAR ZACHARY

12 – LORD OF THE RINGS – TRILOGY

11 – 25TH HOUR

10 – PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE

9 – ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

8 – MEMENTO

7 – LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

6 – REC

5 – BATTLE ROYALE

4 – AMELIE

3 – HEAD-ON

2 – THERE WILL BE BLOOD

1 -CITY OF GOD

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