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Blue K, Custodian of the Cinema: Filmography

30 Jan 12
The Descendants

A+ for the soundtrack. D for the film.

The Descendants
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20 Jan 12
A Separation

Hatami is no longer the striking neonate naive beauty of Mehrjui's Leila, the Leila who had no recourse but to be subject to humiliations in an unapologetically patriarchal society. She portrays in A Separation a more empowered woman, but one dealing with a new set of problems that accompany such empowerment. Her face, no longer so perfect and youthful and striking, is now more weather-beaten but also more knowing.

A Separation
20 Jan 12
A Separation

The hype is well-deserved. To really understand the topical social relevance of this film, one must first watch Dariush Mehrjui's 1996 film, Leila, which also stars the lovely Leila Hatami. The place of the wife in the Iranian middle-class families has changed drastically in the last 15 years, and Hatami's striking physical maturation over the same period embodies this transformation.

A Separation

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    -VAHID-

    20Jan12

    I don't think it is completely changed but yes we are in transition period

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    Blue K, Custodian of the Cinema

    20Jan12

    Yes, I wonder what it's truly like. Obviously, I only have an extremely limited understanding, but it's interesting to me how an actress like Hatami is now playing roles like this as opposed to the one she played in Leila.

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    -VAHID-

    21Jan12

    as far as i'm concerned small groups of Iranian women have been changed in this years for example intellectuals or some of the upper middle classes women but when it comes to ordinary people i don't see any special change in thoughts maybe just their appearances

19 Jan 12
Contagion

Ridiculous from an art perspective, irresponsible from a social perspective. What a piece of shit. But hey, Soderbergh is technically accomplished. One star for that.

Contagion
Pedja likes this

16 Jan 12
Crazy Horse

2+ hours of beautiful nude female bodies and Frederick Wiseman, two of my favorite things in the world. What is not to love?

Crazy Horse
Yuki Aditya and Cedric like this

15 Dec 11
Oh, Sun

definitely on my list of top 10 films from sub-Saharan Africa.

Oh, Sun

Just god-fucking awful. Chaperoned my 10-year-old cousin and his buddy to this thing, and I literally could not stay awake. Whenever I managed to stay awake, I had to hear the Captain's all-American gf who is a high ranking officer in the US military speak with a British accent. Utterly retarded.

Captain America: The First Avenger
Laine and keldon like this

01 Jun 11
O Fantasma

Apparently Portugal has the best looking garbage collectors in the world.

O Fantasma

chanandre, Yuki Aditya, apeloeh, Minnie Mouse, dust in love, Rio Johan, barbudean, davidleal

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    Wu Yong

    3Jun11

    South Dakota, too... apparently.

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    Blue K, Custodian of the Cinema

    3Jun11

    ha i was thinking about that as well. but there's something unrealistically glamorous and pretty boyish and girlish about these garbage collectors. like i could believe sheen's character was a lower class guy who just happened to be goodlooking. in fantasa, the people look and dress and brood more like runaway models, lol. but i guess that's one of those things that bothers some people and not others. i just thought it was rather funny...

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    chanandre

    9Jul11

    That's a super nice comment Blue K. Although this is a film. In reality (but who cares about reality?) they don't look as hot and as enticing as this.

Yes, Asian women love to be beaten and need a proper Western gentleman to teach them better. What a fucking joke of a movie.

The World of Suzie Wong
Chris Jones likes this

this gem--without a doubt im's best work and one of very best korean films--now has english subs. if anyone is interested, feel free to pm me.

A Buddhist Ascetic Mandara
Sean John and ys like this

Wanna know why Jesus ain't coming back? Because even he gives this piece of shit a thumbs down and doesn't want to watch it!

The Passion of the Christ
Jack Lehtonen and 4 others like this

Viktor Pedersen, Alexandra Hopkins, Andrés Baldíos, dust in love

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    Bleu Poster

    9Apr11

    Presumably he can find some compassion to forgive all of the slow motion shots.

a 107 minute long douche commercial starring inviolable virginal blondes.

Picnic at Hanging Rock
02 Apr 11
Gena the Crocodile

oh, who added the cheburashka films!!!! :)

Gena the Crocodile
18 Mar 11
The Thin Red Line

I just re-watched this on Blu-Ray on 52", and it was as poignant an experience as it had been 10 years (!!!) ago in the theater. There are imperfections--Malick idealizes the Melanesians as the noble savage (as he did with the Native Americans in The New World) and the overuses voiceovers when silence would be preferred. Yet, in spite of these flaws, it remains one of the most powerful antiwar films ever made.

The Thin Red Line
LaTortula and BALISTIK like this

31 Jan 11
127 Hours

A massive improvement over Slumdog Millionaire. Not that that's saying much.

127 Hours
23 Jan 11
Unstoppable

Unstoppable = Unwatchable.

Unstoppable
17 Jan 11
Delta of Venus

Anais Nin is turning over in her grave, yet I will rate it since I masturbated to it once or twice.

Delta of Venus
06 Jan 11
Dance Town

oh man, this sounds great. at the very least, wildly entertaining.

Dance Town
22 Dec 10
Galaxy Express 999

can't remember if I watched the 2 hour movie version of this. but the TV show sure bring back memories! :D

Galaxy Express 999

One part Aki Kaurismaki, one part Bela Tarr, one part David Lynch, a pinch of Denis Levant with a miniature accordion, shake vigorously,and then finally top it with a garnish of Peter Greenaway. And voila!

The Temptation of St. Tony
15 Dec 10
The Road to Sampo

Oooo, another all-time masterpiece from Korea.

The Road to Sampo
14 Dec 10
Feed the Kitty

Oh how many times I've gotten into trouble playing with the pretty little kitty cat.

Feed the Kitty
14 Dec 10
The Social Network

shit, mierda, scheisse, merde, خرا, merda, drit, 똥, 大便

The Social Network
13 Dec 10
The Social Network

Barely passable as entertainment, irredeemably horrible as art, beyond overrated as some genius statement on the zeitgeist. In a word, poop.

The Social Network
13 Dec 10
Oxhide II

Better than Citizen Kane, and it's about making dumpling in real time.

Oxhide II
10 Dec 10
Enter the Void

I had always been under the impression I was the only man whose penis emits a beautiful mysterious light as it does its business, but this film taught me that this is rather a common occurrence. Nevertheless, this film is fucking genius.

Enter the Void
Coheed 2.0 and BALISTIK like this

21 Nov 10
HaHaHa

Moon So-ri and Hong Sang-soo. Wow.

HaHaHa
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17 Nov 10
Drag Me to Hell

It's the twenty-fucking-first century, and these idiots are still making horror films about nasty old gypsy women who put curses on pretty little WASP blondes? Are you fucking kidding me?

Drag Me to Hell

No, people, you do NOT want to see this.

The Green, Green Grass of Home

What the fuck? These ass wipes stole my pickup line.

You Think You're the Prettiest, But You Are the Sluttiest
Marcus Killerby likes this