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KAIJA EIGHTY
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About Me



link goes to my tumblr
i think that says enough about my taste in movies.
i have better taste than any one else on mubi in movies (specfically).
my filmography is abysmal

boo

the chaotic neutral film rubric
5 asians with blood, cartoons and dogs wearing silly hats. 5s may be doled out sporadically, without warranting
4 asians with blood, cartoons and gangster movies
3 dramas with decent violence or blood splatters e.g. cache or things that bored me and then surprised me
2 dramas / arthouse. things that bored me.
1 plots with excessive intimacy/relationships/sad panda emotions bored me or angered me to point of ripping my uterus out of my body

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Sheitan

Sheitan

this screen shot makes me feel all warm and glowy

Favorite Films

Displaying 4 of 45 films

Style

  • Zip, whiz, and energetic!
  • Rebellion!
  • Of-the-moment
  • Pop Art

Wall

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Samir

9Feb12

playing this game with yr tumblr to see how far i can get without getting grossed out, shit is fun

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Pavel

2Feb12

Seen any new releases?

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honeybon

26Jan12

Meowwwww

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honeybon

10Jan12

cool profile, also i'm following you on tumblr (themotherandthewhore) if you can't tell I'm a cinephile from my url therez a problem missiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Wants To Watch

Displaying 4 of 165 films

Reviews

Displaying 4 of 7 reviews.
A Clockwork Orange

A Clockwork Orange

i always, always, like books better. but malcolm macdowell made this for me. was it a flawless adaption? not by any means. was it more “times appropriate” for sure. assuming that the movie alex was…  read review

Into the Wild

Into the Wild

seriously, how juvenile is this movie? its suuuuuch a bastardised version of the novel. travelling is full of ups and downs its not all whoohoo i’m a greasy mongaloid who’s just a barrel of joyous…  read review

Caché

Caché

drawn out scenes and far off voyeur angles are atmospheric— and tiresome in such excess. with just a little bit more, oh i don’t know, maybe more script. maybe a more INTERESTING script for that matter…  read review

[REC]

[REC]

JOLLY GOOD SHOW.

right from the get go i was nervous about this movie. maybe it was the vague description on the back. maybe it was the psychotic fat lady in the pink slip dress barreling down…  read review

Ratings

Displaying 4 of 165 ratings
Fantastic Mr. Fox

Fantastic Mr. Fox

  • Currently 4.0/5 Stars.
Mind Game

Mind Game

  • Currently 5.0/5 Stars.
Hell Drivers

Hell Drivers

  • Currently 4.0/5 Stars.
Zelig

Zelig

  • Currently 4.0/5 Stars.