Yes. Story of my life.
this movie was 95 percent rape scenes
I AM THE 1/1 FAN(S). if you like sketchy methed out dillusions in the woods. you'll like this movie. i have an affable disposition to meth heads all ready. so when you add the woods, ghosts and some other methed out sex i am bound to dig. watch, my friends!
sort of flat, eh. looked pretty. awkward preteen fondling was appreciated.
in a time before the interwebz, this movie was the closest thing i had to porn
this screen shot makes me feel all warm and glowy
george clooney`s voice makes kaija a big furry
why can't we fight and win, mommy? .. because they have weapons and technology. we just have love.
teacher pedo bear. idontunderstand.jpg
they never lez out. waste of time out of ten.
pushing queer films in highly superficial way
for the love of fuck. how many times is von trier going to spoon feed us the same bag of tricks. cool, slow motion. classical music, cool. psycho bitches, ok that's cool. oh chapter cuts? you don't say. this movie gets a von-trier-is-an-obnoxious-douche-bag/10.
don't they have any straight friends?
i'll get back to my thoughts on trends i've noticed from both films. begrudgingly 4 stars
from prince of persia to source code. oh how the mighty have fallen
the tension in this movie mounts like a terrifying orgasm
nishi's such a beta
richard gere, i'll have you know this was one of my favourite movies when i was ten. no no, don't thank me. i know. five stars, my man
slow mo opera shower fuck baby splat opening sequence sucks william defoe's bareback wang
i could fan girl this all night long
ya sex and gender roles ya
so sick of crazy bitches. lets move on
you silly fucks that gave this five stars. are we completely overlooking the UNINSPIRED, DRAWN-OUT, "WE'RE LOOKING AT EACHOTHER SO POIGNANTLY BUT NOTHING IS ACTUALLY GOING THROUGH OUR HEAD JUST A VOID OF VACANT NOTHINGNESS" romance scenes? if that wasn't such a big part of the movie i would've given it four stars... the only reason he fell in love with her is because she's just as poor of a conversationalist.
i could've done without the romance subplot and had more focus on the spiral hair girl. and the human slugs. whatevs. campy and hilarious.
the hollow earth shit was hilarious. i wish it had gone more in that direction.
6 ERECTIONS OUT OF FIVE