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KAIJA EIGHTY: Filmography

10 Nov 12
The Night Stalker

this movie was 95 percent rape scenes

The Night Stalker
10 Nov 12
Pulse

perfect

Pulse
24 Jul 12
Cookers

I AM THE 1/1 FAN(S). if you like sketchy methed out dillusions in the woods. you'll like this movie. i have an affable disposition to meth heads all ready. so when you add the woods, ghosts and some other methed out sex i am bound to dig. watch, my friends!

Cookers
24 Jul 12
Moonrise Kingdom

sort of flat, eh. looked pretty. awkward preteen fondling was appreciated.

Moonrise Kingdom
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04 Apr 12
Eyes Wide Shut

in a time before the interwebz, this movie was the closest thing i had to porn

Eyes Wide Shut
chanandre and 3 others like this

Eleni Ashton, Mathieu Langlois, cinemaforever

03 Feb 12
Sheitan

this screen shot makes me feel all warm and glowy

Sheitan
chanandre and 2 others like this

Ale/M, DT

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    chanandre

    26Feb12

    who glows wit goat milk being jizzed onto a chick's mouth? aha

03 Feb 12
Fantastic Mr. Fox

george clooney`s voice makes kaija a big furry

Fantastic Mr. Fox
03 Feb 12
Wizards

why can't we fight and win, mommy? .. because they have weapons and technology. we just have love.

Wizards
30 Jan 12
Battle Royale

teacher pedo bear. idontunderstand.jpg

Battle Royale
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their kids are going to look like muppets

Love and Other Drugs
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27 Jan 12
Girl, Interrupted

they never lez out. waste of time out of ten.

Girl, Interrupted
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    Kelvane

    5Mar12

    I prefer that they don't. I in fact love that they don't. It gets close.

08 Jan 12
Gregg Araki

pushing queer films in highly superficial way

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    Kurt Walker

    8Jan12

    noooooo. mysterious skin/nowhere? so good

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    KAIJA EIGHTY

    8Jan12

    this is going off of the movies i have seen (about four?) gay feels more like a fashion statement. which is cool. it is cool to be cool, right? but i feel like he's cheapening the subject matter a bit. despite raising awareness. idk

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    ULA ZUHRA

    29Apr12

    exactly ^

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    God_Schizo

    28Nov12

    I don't think the sexual orientation is actually the main topic in Araki's movies. To me it's more about youth in general, more or so like Larry Clark or Gus Van Sant do as well, even if they all treat this wide theme from many different perspectives and with a different style

08 Jan 12
Melancholia

for the love of fuck. how many times is von trier going to spoon feed us the same bag of tricks. cool, slow motion. classical music, cool. psycho bitches, ok that's cool. oh chapter cuts? you don't say. this movie gets a von-trier-is-an-obnoxious-douche-bag/10.

Melancholia
03 Jan 12
Totally F***ed Up

don't they have any straight friends?

Totally F***ed Up
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31 Dec 11
Melancholia

i'll get back to my thoughts on trends i've noticed from both films. begrudgingly 4 stars

Melancholia
28 Dec 11
Source Code

from prince of persia to source code. oh how the mighty have fallen

Source Code
28 Dec 11
[REC]

the tension in this movie mounts like a terrifying orgasm

[REC]
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    Mr.Wolf

    8Jan12

    Couldent agree with you more...but when you climax its your heart coming out of your mouth xD

28 Dec 11
Mind Game

nishi's such a beta

Mind Game

richard gere, i'll have you know this was one of my favourite movies when i was ten. no no, don't thank me. i know. five stars, my man

The Mothman Prophecies
23 Dec 11
Antichrist

slow mo opera shower fuck baby splat opening sequence sucks william defoe's bareback wang

Antichrist
Samir and 4 others like this

chanandre, DT, Nick Byrne, tired eyes

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    DT

    24Dec11

    You should seriously be writing more synopses for this site.

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    chanandre

    27Dec11

    a lol is sufficient for you Kaija. And I mean that as a hi5LOL. indeed. Who needs sentences?

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    chanandre

    29Dec11

    ahahhahaha fawk that seriously made me laugh super hard. thank you lady in awesomely cute coat of sorts. knuckles.

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    ULA ZUHRA

    6Jan12

    perfection

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    chanandre

    7Jan12

    @ Ula: kaija's post or Antichrist? Or both?

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    ULA ZUHRA

    7Jan12

    her post hahaha brilliant

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    chanandre

    9Jan12

    I'd say both the film and her post are brilliant, wouldn't you? However I agree, Brilliant post. Kaija knows her words.

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    DT

    9Jan12

    Agreed with Chanandre. Now enough with the arse-licking already! ;)

23 Dec 11
13 Assassins

i could fan girl this all night long

13 Assassins
23 Dec 11
Kaboom

ya sex and gender roles ya

Kaboom
23 Dec 11
Seventh Moon

can someone tell me if this is good?

Seventh Moon
23 Dec 11
Lovely Molly

so sick of crazy bitches. lets move on

Lovely Molly
23 Dec 11
Drive

you silly fucks that gave this five stars. are we completely overlooking the UNINSPIRED, DRAWN-OUT, "WE'RE LOOKING AT EACHOTHER SO POIGNANTLY BUT NOTHING IS ACTUALLY GOING THROUGH OUR HEAD JUST A VOID OF VACANT NOTHINGNESS" romance scenes? if that wasn't such a big part of the movie i would've given it four stars... the only reason he fell in love with her is because she's just as poor of a conversationalist.

Drive
Polyglot and 4 others like this

Graveyard Poet, WhatsUpWill, Sveta, Paul Hayanto Agusta

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    Polyglot

    25Dec11

    Why are you player hating, Kaija?!

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    KAIJA EIGHTY

    25Dec11

    lol more blood plzz

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    Graveyard Poet

    16May12

    Drive is nothing but trash masquerading as arthouse cool. Poorly written and pretentiously directed--its characters are clumsy, its plot is flimsy, it very quickly degenerates into excessive graphic violence, and its overall style is nothing but mind-numbing.

23 Dec 11
The Eye

meh

The Eye
23 Dec 11
Spiral

i could've done without the romance subplot and had more focus on the spiral hair girl. and the human slugs. whatevs. campy and hilarious.

Spiral
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23 Dec 11
Marebito

the hollow earth shit was hilarious. i wish it had gone more in that direction.

Marebito
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6 ERECTIONS OUT OF FIVE

The Blair Witch Project
16 Dec 11
Thirst

no.

Thirst
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