Malick jumped the shark with “Badlands”. From the moment Sissy Spacek smeared shit all over her morning pie, I knew this once genius auteur of no prior feature films before had lost it. “Lanton Mills” is a scintillating tale of erotic mummification. It showed some major potential, but who would’ve known what a racist he would turn out to be. I’m talking of course, about “Days of Heaven”. Might as well call it “Days of Amistad”. The “magic hour” cinematography was beautiful, yes. However, did we really need to hear Richard Gere spout “My negro is a strong negro!” over and over? I think not.
Malick, check yourself before you wreck yourself. You’re standing on a thin BLACK line….of hate.
God I know! The death of cinema is at hand, and that squirmy gutter rat Quentin TaranSTEALo is the cause! He truly rapes film, I saw him going to town on a 70mm print of Baraka. He rubbed his mushroom tip against the black, flaky coating and kept screaming “alll riggggghtttt!!!!” After this terrifying Irreversible x 100 act, he proceeded to wipe the cum towel against his feet while smoking a Red Apple.
WORSTS: Spike Jonze, Paul Thomas Anderson, Joel and Ethan Coen, Chan-Wook Park, Michael Haneke, Terrence Malick, Andrew Dominick, David Fincher, Michel Gondry, David Cronenberg, Todd Field, Edward Yang, Steven Soderbergh, Wes Anderson, David Lynch, Wong Kar-wai, Martin Scorsese, Abbas Kiarostami, Hayao Miyazaki, Pixar Directors (Lassetter, Stanton, Bird, etc.), Lukas Moodysson, Todd Haynes, Pedro Almodovar, Alexander Payne, Jia Zhangke, Takeshi Kitano, Lars von Trier, Gus Van Sant
BESTS: Brett Ratner, Tommy Wiseau, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Andrew Bujalski, Michael Bay, Roland Emmerich, Christine Hardwicke
Kid A – Radiohead
Bob Dinners and Larry Noodles Present Tubby Turdner’s Celebrity Avalanche – Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
Winter Hymn Country Hymn Secret Hymn – Do Make Say Think
Vision Creation Newsun – Boredoms
Tallahassee – The Mountain Goats
Shinola, Vol. 1 – Ween
Person Pitch – Panda Bear
Strawberry Jam – Animal Collective
Hairdryer Peace – The Hospitals
Funeral – Arcade Fire
Embryonic – The Flaming Lips
Drum’s Not Dead – Liars
Return to Cookie Mountain – TV On The Radio
You Forget It In People – Broken Social Scene
Cryptograms – Deerhunter
Taiga – OOIOO
Tender Buttons – Broadcast
Magic Flowers Droned – Psychedelic Horseshit
() – Sigur Ros
God’s Money – Gang Gang Dance
Geogaddi – Boards of Canada
Zoo Psychology – Ex Models
The Cold Vein – Cannibal Ox
The Glow Pt. 2 – The Microphones
Self Titled – Fleet Foxes
Feedbacker – Boris
Deloused in the Comatorium – The Mars Volta
Cleaning The Mirror – Pink Reason
Yankee Foxtrot Hotel – Wilco
I’m sure I’m forgetting many others. Pretty solid decade for music.
My comment was not ironic. He failed to recreate the beauty with his recent effort, Trash Humpers. Alas, we will always have Labyrinth as a textbook example of cinéma vérité.
What is the future of mumblecore? almost 3 years ago
Considering it’s the worst genre of film known to man, it would be best to end.
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Zooey Deschanel: The Female M. Emmet Walsh? almost 3 years ago
Deschanel as Daniel Plainview would be mindblowing.
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CARPOOL (Arthur Hiller, 1996) almost 3 years ago
I agree. I get Buñuel-vibes every time I watch that film.
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Fantastic Mr. Fox anyone? almost 3 years ago
Only the most vapid charlatans like Wes Anderson man. He puts the IRK in Quirky! Just watch all of the classic new wave films he rips off.
Examples: Heaven’s Gate/ Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2/ Meatballs/ Grilled/ What Dreams May Come/ and Terror at Blood Fart Lake.
He’s the hipster version of Quentin TaranSTEALO.
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STOP THE LISTS! almost 3 years ago
A list of favorite types of CYSTS.
1. Sebaceous cyst
2. Parasitic cyst
3. Ganglion cyst
4. Breast cyst
5. Ovarian cyst
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Terrence Malick's "Tree of Life" almost 3 years ago
Malick jumped the shark with “Badlands”. From the moment Sissy Spacek smeared shit all over her morning pie, I knew this once genius auteur of no prior feature films before had lost it. “Lanton Mills” is a scintillating tale of erotic mummification. It showed some major potential, but who would’ve known what a racist he would turn out to be. I’m talking of course, about “Days of Heaven”. Might as well call it “Days of Amistad”. The “magic hour” cinematography was beautiful, yes. However, did we really need to hear Richard Gere spout “My negro is a strong negro!” over and over? I think not.
Malick, check yourself before you wreck yourself. You’re standing on a thin BLACK line….of hate.
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Reactions to Inglourious basterds almost 3 years ago
God I know! The death of cinema is at hand, and that squirmy gutter rat Quentin TaranSTEALo is the cause! He truly rapes film, I saw him going to town on a 70mm print of Baraka. He rubbed his mushroom tip against the black, flaky coating and kept screaming “alll riggggghtttt!!!!” After this terrifying Irreversible x 100 act, he proceeded to wipe the cum towel against his feet while smoking a Red Apple.
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Bandslam or Antichrist? almost 3 years ago
I’m trying to decide. I enjoy John Hughes-ian comedies, but I also have an attraction to mutilated genitalia. Which should I see?
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Favorite Movies that have better names as Pornos almost 3 years ago
The Exterminating Anal
Before The Devil Gives You Head
F for Felch
A Clockwork Orgasm
Yojimbone
There Will Be Burning Sensation
Dog Day Afterpoon
Heaven’s Gape
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Favorite Movies that have better names as Pornos almost 3 years ago
Fistcerraldo
No Cuntcream for Old Muff
Paths of Gloryhole
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Which famous director would you want to date, living or dead? over 2 years ago
Lars Von Trier, I would dress up like a woman and he would beat the hell out of me.
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worst directors of the decade over 2 years ago
WORSTS: Spike Jonze, Paul Thomas Anderson, Joel and Ethan Coen, Chan-Wook Park, Michael Haneke, Terrence Malick, Andrew Dominick, David Fincher, Michel Gondry, David Cronenberg, Todd Field, Edward Yang, Steven Soderbergh, Wes Anderson, David Lynch, Wong Kar-wai, Martin Scorsese, Abbas Kiarostami, Hayao Miyazaki, Pixar Directors (Lassetter, Stanton, Bird, etc.), Lukas Moodysson, Todd Haynes, Pedro Almodovar, Alexander Payne, Jia Zhangke, Takeshi Kitano, Lars von Trier, Gus Van Sant
BESTS: Brett Ratner, Tommy Wiseau, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Andrew Bujalski, Michael Bay, Roland Emmerich, Christine Hardwicke
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I guess it's not really relevant, but... best albums of the decade? over 2 years ago
Kid A – Radiohead
Bob Dinners and Larry Noodles Present Tubby Turdner’s Celebrity Avalanche – Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
Winter Hymn Country Hymn Secret Hymn – Do Make Say Think
Vision Creation Newsun – Boredoms
Tallahassee – The Mountain Goats
Shinola, Vol. 1 – Ween
Person Pitch – Panda Bear
Strawberry Jam – Animal Collective
Hairdryer Peace – The Hospitals
Funeral – Arcade Fire
Embryonic – The Flaming Lips
Drum’s Not Dead – Liars
Return to Cookie Mountain – TV On The Radio
You Forget It In People – Broken Social Scene
Cryptograms – Deerhunter
Taiga – OOIOO
Tender Buttons – Broadcast
Magic Flowers Droned – Psychedelic Horseshit
() – Sigur Ros
God’s Money – Gang Gang Dance
Geogaddi – Boards of Canada
Zoo Psychology – Ex Models
The Cold Vein – Cannibal Ox
The Glow Pt. 2 – The Microphones
Self Titled – Fleet Foxes
Feedbacker – Boris
Deloused in the Comatorium – The Mars Volta
Cleaning The Mirror – Pink Reason
Yankee Foxtrot Hotel – Wilco
I’m sure I’m forgetting many others. Pretty solid decade for music.
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"Sophisticated" movies with farting almost 2 years ago
The “ghost” mom fart attack scene in “Volver” comes to mind.
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LABYRINTH - The best film of the 80s? over 1 year ago
Harmony Korine’s best film.
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LABYRINTH - The best film of the 80s? over 1 year ago
My comment was not ironic. He failed to recreate the beauty with his recent effort, Trash Humpers. Alas, we will always have Labyrinth as a textbook example of cinéma vérité.
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