Cast:
Cobra Commander-Daniel Day Lewis
Destro- Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Baroness-Gweneth Paltrow
Zartan- Tom Cruise (wearing really thick soled shoes)
Storm Shadow-Toshiro Mifune (time and space are not an issue here)
Duke- Mark Walberg
General Hawk-Burt Reynolds
Scarlett-Julianne Moore
Ripcord- Don Cheadle
Snake Eyes- John C. Reilly (does it matter he isn’t of asian decent? He’s in a mask the whole time)
Plot Synopsis: A period piece taking place in the early 1980’s. A drama revolving around the relationship between to rival brothers (Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow) trying to reconcile under the strain of war between GI JOE and COBRA.The result is an epic mosaic of several interrelated characters in search of happiness, forgiveness, and meaning in the San Fernando Valley.
Estimated Run time:3 hours 14 minutes
Soundtrack by: Aimee Mann and Slash
Someone needs to photoshop a movie poster for this.
PT Anderson's GI JOE almost 3 years ago
Cast:
Cobra Commander-Daniel Day Lewis
Destro- Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Baroness-Gweneth Paltrow
Zartan- Tom Cruise (wearing really thick soled shoes)
Storm Shadow-Toshiro Mifune (time and space are not an issue here)
Duke- Mark Walberg
General Hawk-Burt Reynolds
Scarlett-Julianne Moore
Ripcord- Don Cheadle
Snake Eyes- John C. Reilly (does it matter he isn’t of asian decent? He’s in a mask the whole time)
Plot Synopsis: A period piece taking place in the early 1980’s. A drama revolving around the relationship between to rival brothers (Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow) trying to reconcile under the strain of war between GI JOE and COBRA.The result is an epic mosaic of several interrelated characters in search of happiness, forgiveness, and meaning in the San Fernando Valley.
Estimated Run time:3 hours 14 minutes
Soundtrack by: Aimee Mann and Slash
Someone needs to photoshop a movie poster for this.
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