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Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Nicolas Cage uses what could very well be THE worst "accent" in cinema history, and Penelope Cruz actually manages to sound like she's faking one too, even though hers is apparently real. Ditto Bale's accent. This film is bad enough that all prints of it should be rounded up, melted down, and Cage encased inside of them like Merlin in ice. What an overacting, overrated bag of pretentious wind Cage is.