About
Cosmopolis

I'm not sure what I was expecting from a movie about a millionaire going across town in his limousine to get a haircut, but I expect more from David Cronenberg than long, pointless dialogue strung together. This is definitely not the return to form I was lead to believe it was. All of the best moments can be seen in the teaser trailer – just watch that 100 times in a row and you'll have more fun.