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Kill List

Dreadful. Someone had the brilliant idea to set a mumblecore horror movie in Sheffield - so not only does everyone speak with an accent, but the dialogue is so poorly mic'd that I had to turn on the subtitles just to follow it. We witness the life of a pasty, middle-aged hitman, writ in details both gruesome and mundane, until the filmmakers decide to plagiarize "The Wicker Man" for a truly head-scratching finale.