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Jason's rating of the film Kingsman: The Secret Service

Oops. My bad. Here I am again, having watched a movie intended to accompany boys through puberty. Why the conspicuous paucity of arterial spray? I will concede that, as myself a heterosexual man of some not insubstantial glandular fortitude, I do have a serious yearning for this chippie w/ the weaponized legs. Growl. But seriously: what's w/ all the sound and fury? Planet's gonna cull us just fine on 'er own.