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Christopher M. Jones's rating of the film Unterwegs nach Cold Mountain

between the running joke about Phillip Seymour Hoffman's slave rapist character having constipation and the part where Sephiroth does a backflip off a fencepost and shoots a teen in the chest this movie often feels like a Civil War Lonesome Dove mixed with the craziest parts of a Hideo Kojima game. its not good in how I have to imagine the filmmakers intended it to be but it sure is....something