3 - A film can't get by on good intentions alone, even when coupled with (occasionally) pretty shots. Terrible actors waffling along to one of the worst scripts ever written, stocked with everything from recycled old jokes, to horrendous puns (HA, HIS NAME IS DICK! SHE LIKES DICK! GET IT YEW GUYZE?!), to a whole lot of self-help book-worthy faux-spiritual horseshit. The first film to ever genuinely piss me off.